lucy

every time someone in the office asks what music i want fall out boy inevitably comes up and the immediate response is “BANGEERRR”

Brain Sound Of Fork GIF ALT: Brain Sound Of Fork GIF

do NOT make me buy a new phone

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

every day i wake up shocked and horrified to realise it’s still only january

i really don’t know how many more hair washes i’ve got left in me

My main worry is for the indigenous people of Greenland who deserve independence and not to be pawns in whatever this is

fandom is one of the dumbest things to be bad at and yet, here i am,

omg animal crossing is BACK! (i’m fighting with people in r/animalcrossing again)

i fear i do not vibe with the new animal crossing update much at all

i am simply not being paid enough to be opening slack and salesforce at 7pm

it is worse now and it is yet another thing we can blame AI for 🫠

guess who’s going to be extra useless at work tomorrow because i stayed up late playing the animal crossing update

it is so sinister and unnatural to have to get up before 7am

every january is a struggle to do anything but this january is next level

Very bizarre statement from the Greens, which confirms how frozen/neutered they have been this term.

The Royal Commission will be in part used to go after them!

Kate Stewart getting turned into sand:

ok really actually properly truly for real need to start using this app more

sunrise on the reaping spoilers as told by the simpsons no context

Truer every single day

“what’s the world war 1 battle with all the rain?”

2012 me 🤝 2025 me
not enjoying the hunger games movies at all

lotta people on twitter talk about not using bsky because it’s some variation of “too nice and boring” but actually more pressingly idk how to tailor my timeline to be as anti-generative AI as possible

bluesky i promise to use you more if you save me from having to see anymore discourse around sabrina carpenter

tbh i think “at least do something cool in the death rattle” is a great encapsulation of what being alive in this post-breads & circuses world feels like

Israeli gunfire, strikes kill 120 Palestinians in Gaza, many at aid sites Palestinian death toll in Israel’s genocidal war surpasses 55,000 amid ongoing bombardment and killings at aid sites.

Israel has massacred another 120 in just the past 24 hours. Most while trying to access aid.

Utterly barbaric.

This is what genocide looks like.

Uh-huh. If they continue pursuing this shit I’m yoinking my donation.

Even after today’s increase, award wages are still lower in real terms than they were when Scott Morrison was Prime Minister.
This means ordinary people remain worse off whilst the rich continue to make record-breaking profits from the labour of the working class.

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

fucking hell is twitter down AGAIN