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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

For $24, you can purchase a limited-edition Better Offline challenge coin, emblazoned with "Never Forgive Them For What They've Done To The Computer," available until August 5th (when they will ship)
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There is a LOT of reporting on IMLS right now, but it's being done by people who know what it is. The DOE being dismantled is overshadowing this and that's being done INTENTIONALLY.

But anyway, DOGE is in the IMLS offices right now destroying it.

Say goodbye to interlibrary loans + more.

Breaking news: I picked up my cat and he farted and I am disgusted. Sources say he is sitting in my lap after said display of power, purring. More at 11.

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

I just really like Arby's okay

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

Pretty Eight Machine SE, by Inverse Phase 13 track album

Haven't done a #bandcamp discount or #BandcampFrday in a bit. Here's a discount off #PrettyEightMachine, my #NineInchNails tribute, on #vinyl. If you're into #NIN and #chiptune, you'll dig it. I want them to find good homes; proceeds go to my moving fund.

Use code V8M2025 at prettyeightmachine.com

wotc is a joke

just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6

failed state speedrun (any%)

*hugs* were all trying our best ❤️

Honestly I feel this hard 💀 keep pushing forward ❤️

🤔

Idk my BFF jill

Just signed up for a year 🤘

this is all that I hear in my head at 3am staring at doordash

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

Honkers

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

Up close photo of wrestler, Adam Copeland's face with a goofy shocked expression.

Wake up babes, new reaction pic just dropped:
#wrestleasky 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

MassMachine5000 Merch Drop went AWESOME tonight!!

So excited to be working with this awesome streamer. <3 <3 <3 Got his fundraiser going, and will be printing the first round of shirts in 2 weeks!!

(PS, if you're a streamer and you're ready for your own merch, hmu!!)

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Please share, Chewy is offering free televet appts for folks in California.
#california #wildfire #petsofbluesky

Florida next week for a conference and then Vegas in June.. and then again in August.. then Japan in October. It's a busy year ahead of me 🥹

License Plate Readers Are Leaking Real-Time Video Feeds and Vehicle Data Misconfigured license-plate-recognition systems reveal the livestreams of individual cameras and the wealth of data they collect about every vehicle that passes by them.

By leaving insecure tracking devices on the open internet, “police have not only breached public trust but created a bounty of location data for everyone who drives by which can be abused by stalkers & other criminals,” EFF’s @cooperq.com told @wired.com.