jawn

Hello

Set an alarm to text her every time you take it

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

Twitter got clapped so here I am

Love yard work on a brisk 40° day

How much cocaine do you think Michael Irvin has done in his life?

I had this exact thought about the Phillies in September

I gotta follow more people on here

Maybe I’ll go on Bluesky since I’m invisible on twitter anymore

it’s beautiful

Go birds

a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a brick house ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a brick house

me looking at the 40’s in my fridge at 7 am

me until 3 PM

It’s GAMEDAY babby. I’m locked tf in

That was embarrassing

This is becoming bad

A Nolan smith playoff sack just makes you feel good

NOLAN SMITH

My eyes are doing a thing

Football is crazy because the #2 RB — which is a pretty important position with Barkley as #1 — just made a TACKLE on a kickoff

LETS FUCKING GO

“The all pro returner” and then instantly gets hit sticked and fumbles

True sacrifice is not eating a bagel now so I can eat wings later.

BONK

I am so ready

Tell me why my kids found a show that Bryce Harper does in the offseason under the pseudonym “Danny Go”

Kids school got cancelled and there isn’t a single snowflake out there

20 years ago, you could’ve walked into a Modell’s the day after a game like this and bought a black Tanner McKee jersey.

AJ Feeley to Correll Buckhalter vibes