Sarah Neal

The beautiful thing is the photo, which takes up half the front page, is a shining example of how great immigration has been for this country, and utterly undermines the message below it. It could’ve been worse, they could have chosen other pictures, so I’m glad they chose that one.

👏 Exceptional front page by @scotnational.bsky.social ahead of Donald Trump's visit this weekend...

Farage promises to build more jails by Our Reform Correspondent Nick Money BRITAIN'S next prime minister, Nigel Farage, has vowed to expand the prison service to deal with the increasing lawlessness in Broken Britain. Farage said it was imperative that we have more prisons to accommodate law-breakers such as Reform MPs. Said Farage, "No, let me finish! We are looking at hundreds more Reform MPs after the next election, and with our vetting systems we are guaranteed to have a vast number of criminal members of Parliament, who have stolen public money or pushed their girlfriends down the stairs." When asked how much all this would cost, the Reform leader explained in great detail that he didn't have a clue and couldn't care less. Farage also promised to send the worst offenders to El Salvador, following a successful pilot programme sending Reform supporters to live in Dubai.

When so much of the media rolls out the comfy red carpet for Farage, Private Eye trips him up and milkshakes him.
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Research shows that Greater London's clean air policies aren’t just tackling pollution, they’re also improving public #health & boosting the economy.

Find out how below.

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Farage comes straight out saying his new councillors need to do a ‘DOGE’ - Musk’s ruinous approach to culling govt offices and public services. ‘Efficiency savings’ that are costing America dearly. This isn’t change. This is more of the vicious uselessness that broke our country in the first place.

Kemi Badenoch keeps calling for inquiries into the rape gangs. I’m just very confused as to why she never thought to look into this important issue herself when she was Minister for Women. #PMQs

The record of Labour and the #NHS is one to be proud of. The Conservatives are the party that fails it. Repeatedly. #PMQs

Delighted that my feature on Kate Davies, my knit design hero, is now available to read on her site katedaviesdesigns.com/wp-content/u...

Inside Labour's Cambridgeshire & Peterborough mayor campaign With the 2025 local elections less than a week away, I went to visit Cambridgeshire and Peterborough as Labour try to see off an attempt to flip the region’s mayoralty, won by a knife-edge at the last...

🌹 "I grew up with my dad being in a wheelchair and I saw the different way he was treated. That instilled in me the sense that I wanted to ensure people always had a voice."

Meet Anna Smith, Labour's mayoral candidate for Cambridgeshire and Peterborough

Despite strong misgivings about the ‘transfer’ bought this today, first issue from Tortoise media, as I passionately want to see quality newspapers continue in print. Verdict: pretty good. In further support of exemplary journalism, also subscribed to Carol Cadwalladr’s Substack today.

Just finished Navalny’s incredible memoir. This part absolutely floored me.

Tragically it’s even harder for Russians post-Navalny to oppose Putin’s regime. The oppression is total.

“Who else was he speaking about?”
“It honestly made me so angry."

@natashaclark.bsky.social and @mrjamesob.bsky.social are united in their disdain for Kemi Badenoch after she defended JD Vance’s description of Britain as ‘some random country that hasn’t fought a war in 30 or 40 years.’

Ironic that Demi Moore in a role satirising objectification of women loses out to a movie steeped in misogyny and the usual male gaze bullshit 😡 #oscars

Two photos, one of Trump bullying Zelensky,the other Starmer hugging him.

Class. Well played, Starmer.

#BoycottBrewDog has got a certain ring to it.

BrewDog founder launches shadow DOGE for the UK.

Google Maps, you are a twat

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Just so fucking angry about this

Five key impacts of Brexit five years on The UK left the European Union on 31 January 2020.

Happy Birthday Brexit. What a pile of shit. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A masterclass in gaslighting from Europe’s last dictator, Lukashenko. Steve Rosenberg is formidable in his effort to hold him accountable. Even after that chilling ‘Don’t overdo it Steve’ he just keeps going.

Covid fraud squad will have power to seize fraudsters’ cash under Labour bill Public Sector Fraud Authority will be able to use strong civil penalties as alternative to criminal prosecution

Labour's Covid Fraud Squad will get back the millions of pounds the country was cheated out of by phony PPE contracts during the Pandemic.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

He went, but not for long unfortunately - he’s proposing to come back in May and stand for Reform in the local elections 🤮

NUMBER CRUNCHING £300 Fall in annual GDP per head in last eight recorded quarters, which Nigel Farage cites as the reason people are 'economically angry; we are getting poorer' £1,000 Loss of annual GDP per head caused by Brexit so far

Far right honker, Nigel, furiously peddles stupid, prejudiced ideas that make you poorer. Then, when you are poorer, he tells you you’re right to feel angry about that. But not with him.
For love of god, England, work it out…

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A little bit of hope after a terrible week A survival guide to the next four years.

It's been a terrible week. A terrible, terrible week. The worst people on earth are full of energy and vigour, the best are defined by anxiety and self-doubt. Here are three simple rules to surviving the next four years, because by God we'll need them iandunt.substack.com/p/a-little-b...

I needed this today, thank you

The Conservative party is now using the grooming gangs scandal to raise money for itself.

A reminder that Kemi Badenoch's spokesman admitted yesterday that she hasn't even bothered to speak to any of the victims, and doesn't see the need to.

Pathetic