Jade ☾

I need a partner that will drop everything to gush over my nudes

Why do I keep ending up with people that take 3 business days to reply back to my nudes

I keep convincing men to visit me in Colorado but then I disappoint them when I reveal myself as an anxious-avoidant

Same

And I fear whatever playlist he makes will just be songs he likes that he thinks I’ll like. But he doesn’t even know me well enough to assume what I’ll like????

So I feel like if I were to receive something like that I would just feel too much pressure to listen to it.

Yesterday I posted a meme about how making playlists for me will trap me.

He saw it and said he would do it.

I laughed.

He said he’s serious and asked me which platform I use for music.

We have never talked about music with each other.

Most of our conversation just feels like I’m just there. I can feel him building a persona for me and he’s been attaching himself to that idea of me.

I can’t begin to explain how weird that feels.

Very often our conversations have been:

He asks for my opinion on something.
I explain mild interest.
He shares in great detail why *he* loves said thing and assumes *i* will love it for the same reason.
I explain I don’t.
He continues gushing over *our* shared love of said thing.

I’m feeling smothered by a friend that clearly likes me. He keeps assuming things of me and liking me more based on these assumptions. If I have a mild similarity to him, he’s been blowing it out of proportion and assuming I’m exactly like him.

Eat my ass

Me: spent the last month talking about an issue and that we should provide awareness

My director and VP: let’s not :)

CEO: hey what the fuck is this problem

My Director and VP: hey Jade :)

I can *tell* when people are putting me on a pedestal and it makes me want to burn everything down

Updating my goodreads log 🧐📚

Princess mode is in effect and I already hate myself for it

The number of men I’ve tricked into visiting me in Colorado is both impressive and alarming

Are people being especially mean to me today or am I just starting my cycle

Is my health app the next Internet Explorer cause I woke up and discovered it lied to me

I was feeling myself so I made the situation Worse™️

I flew too close to the sun

Now I’m ignoring DMs from hot people that reciprocated my flirting

And yes: I did try confirming his schedule yesterday but he never replied lol

I may choose violence today

My coworker doesn’t know how to use our shared Google calendar so he had me thinking I was covering for him starting today and throughout the week.

This butthead is starting his vacation tomorrow.

I woke up 2 hours earlier than usual to cover for him (he’s east coast + time difference).

I need the men in my life to not confuse my thirsty posts as invitations for them to disrespect their wives/girlfriends

As someone that’s been cheated on by almost every partner, I will hate you on behalf of your partner 💛

I didn’t give myself enough credit cause apparently I’m capable of pulling really hot people if I wanted to

a rage room for introverts where you can yell at as many rude people as you can in 15 minutes

This is all fun btw. Dude is like 6’+ and I know better than to entertain anyone taller than 5’6”

May have successfully trapped the new hot guy mutual on Twitter 🪤

My crazy ass looks for a sign anywhere I can find one

Don’t worry though. He’ll realize his error and I’ll return to being annoying after he unfollows

A hot guy followed me back on Twitter so now I have to be normal for a few days so he doesn’t get scared off

Back in my pasta hating phase. Sorry