We are now at the "I'm not a domestic terrorist, you are!" stage of the civil war
13.02.2026 06:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No you're all right
13.02.2026 00:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm so poor the only health care I could afford was studio apartmenteopathy
12.02.2026 17:08 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Cat pics just ain't hitting the same as they used to
12.02.2026 09:52 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I use precum to schedule my skeets through peak refractory periods
10.02.2026 22:21 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
actually on bluesky we donβt call them drafts we call them precum
10.02.2026 21:52 β π 261 π 61 π¬ 9 π 2
I got slack brain. I just replied to a sext with a thumbs up.
10.02.2026 19:37 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
one of the funniest things that happens on earth is when you meet your friend's brother and he looks like your friend if they sold your friend in canada
10.02.2026 04:18 β π 256 π 24 π¬ 1 π 1
Breaking: bipartisan bill passes that approves a new three-tier justice system
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must consume content
09.02.2026 08:57 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
What the world
Needs now
Is corn
Sweet corn
10.10.2024 22:24 β π 96 π 19 π¬ 6 π 1
Sometimes I get so sad imagining that I never adopted my cat and that he'd never get to know a world where he could binge watch Frasier
09.02.2026 06:37 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Sometimes I get so sad imagining that I never adopted my cat and that he'd never get to know a world where he could binge watch Frasier
09.02.2026 06:37 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Some say they are still stuttering to this day
08.02.2026 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They were fed to rules and they hit the ground runnin'
08.02.2026 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You wouldn't believe how many hours I work. If I got a nickel every hour I worked...
08.02.2026 19:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Working full time drains me from doing my real passion of slacking off
08.02.2026 19:11 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm so lucky that not only is she my ex-wife, but she's my ex-best friend
02.01.2026 05:51 β π 66 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm a thought leader in the bad ideas industry
08.02.2026 18:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"I took a bunch of photos so you have options"
Cool thanks now I have 20 photos to delete where I wasn't ready.
25.01.2026 00:58 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Manosphere. Scary if literal.
08.02.2026 18:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
π³ Pull rabbit out of hat
π³ Saw woman in half
π³ Escape straight jacket
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01.02.2026 20:28 β π 113 π 23 π¬ 1 π 0
Luigi!!! π€πππ
08.02.2026 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
08.02.2026 03:31 β π 6197 π 2139 π¬ 19 π 9
Oof
08.02.2026 03:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bro stop getting mad at headlines. At least read to the second paragraph.
08.02.2026 01:40 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
When I was growing up, "savory" meant meaty/buttery/hearty, but now everyone just uses "savory" as "salty". We already have a word for salty. And it's "salty"! What a downgrade for savory!
07.02.2026 20:17 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If I were JD Vance, I would change my name to Boo so I wouldn't feel sad
07.02.2026 17:12 β π 55 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0
Baby it's the freakin weekend gonna have me some laying in bed until I pee myself
07.02.2026 16:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Stealing his hoard usually works
07.02.2026 07:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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