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@iokiwi.bsky.social

Reducing entropy in my own little corner of the universe. Generalist Polyglot with an interest in all things #Python #DevOps #InfoSec #FOSS 🐘 https://infosec.exchange/@iokiwi 🌐 https://simonmerrick.com πŸ“ Ōtautahi, Aotearoa

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Kiwi PyCon 2025 β€” Schedule’s Out & It’s Epic! 🐍
45 days till we gather in Wellington!
🎀 2 keynotes
πŸ—£οΈ 22 talks across 2 tracks
⚑ Lightning Talks & Bottlenecks
🧰 Hands-on training Friday

See the full lineup πŸ‘‰ kiwipycon.nz/schedule
Volunteer πŸ‘‰ kiwipycon.nz/attend/become-a-volunteer

07.10.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a nightmare about trying to debug the 'Windows App' RDP client on macOS because it wouldn't connect to a Fedora workstation/server.

It wasn't a dream.

29.09.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a race to stand for nothing, we are increasingly heading for first place.

27.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Highest level of cowardice per capita good job New Zealand

27.09.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

🀞

19.09.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kiwi PyCon 2025 Keynote: Joelle Maslak,Β Netflix The daffodils are out, the days will soon be getting longer, and we’re buzzing with excitement because we’re thrilled to announce Joelle Maslak as our first keynote speaker for Kiwi PyCon 2025 πŸŽ‰

Kiwi PyCon 2025 Keynote: Joelle Maslak,Β Netflix

The daffodils are out, the days will soon be getting longer, and we’re buzzing with excitement because we’re thrilled to announce Joelle Maslak as our first keynote speaker for Kiwi PyCon 2025 πŸŽ‰

03.09.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Second time the charm 😜

03.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Covid inquiry reboot is inspiring all sorts of revisionism on LinkedIn, including this little gem from Covid Plan B stalwart Ananish Chaudhuri β€œBy October 2020, we knew that the vaccines did not prevent transmission”. This is not true, but how did he even come up with this? Thread. 1/N

02.09.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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Yeah, where all Microsoft Band stans at.

27.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was pondering the same about how it might steer people towards Infrastructure as Code for cloud management because you can't vibe code ClickOps.

18.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kiwi PyCon 2025 Nov. 21st – 23rd, 2025

πŸ“’ Last call for Kiwi PyCon 2025 Early Bird tickets! Seriously, if you've been thinking about it, now's the moment to snag those savings. πŸ’°Such a good time for learning & connecting with genuinely good humans in the Python space. Come hang out with us! Sale ends at midnight! πŸ‘‡ shop.kiwipycon.nz

16.08.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it because they keep replacing trains with busses?

09.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that my entire bluesky feed right now is InternetNZ AGM shenanigans. Well done, team. Ya'll turned up for NZ 🫢

31.07.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aha, so linkedIn was telling the truth! Happy birthday @chrisjrn.fyi πŸŽ‚

Thank you for everything you do within and beyond the Python and tech community!

16.07.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmao, what are these default, generated Docker container names

14.07.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From now on, I'm pronouncing NuGet as 'Noojay'

10.07.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί 🦘 G'day @pyconau.bsky.social πŸπŸ’›πŸ’š #PyConAU

09.07.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. All the poor Australian visitors disboarding the first international flight to arrive in Dunedin in 5 years and getting ambushed by TV cameras, an army orange shirt wearing staff and volunteers, and a wall of the palest white kapa haka group to ever exist - who were, to be fair, pretty good.

25.06.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This!

24.06.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Polling data from Harris & Associates 1966. 
Q: Do you approve of what Freedom Riders are Doing? 22% approve 61%disapprove18%no opinion.

Polling data from Harris & Associates 1966. Q: Do you approve of what Freedom Riders are Doing? 22% approve 61%disapprove18%no opinion.

I just like to post these data from time to time to puncture the mythological aura of mid 20th c protests. They were less popular than pretty much any 21st c mass action & people criticizing them used the same lines. Protest is about people coming together, shaping narratives, & building power.

14.06.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4872    πŸ” 1799    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 71
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My vote next election goes to literally whoever will bring in a CGT. Single issue voter.

Please, won't someone think of the housing market with bits of an economy bolted on.

@labournz.bsky.social
@nzgreensglobal.bsky.social

www.interest.co.nz/banking/1336...

08.06.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man flipping a coin into the Uncomfortable Truths Well.

Well: "You'll never find a large language model that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas."

Man: "But _I_ know what I mean!"

[Adapted source: XKCD #568 (Well 2)]

A man flipping a coin into the Uncomfortable Truths Well. Well: "You'll never find a large language model that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas." Man: "But _I_ know what I mean!" [Adapted source: XKCD #568 (Well 2)]

Since this comes up far, far too often in my life...
(With apologies to @xkcd.com.)

03.06.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Kiwi PyCon 2025 Call for Proposals now open! Kiwi PyCon 2025 is the fourteenth New Zealand Python programming language and community conference. It will be held in Te Whanganui-a-Tara Wellington, from the 21st to the 23rd of November. Today we a...

Kiwi PyCon 2025 Call for Proposals now open!
python.nz/2025/05/27/k...

27.05.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lol. Westpac Australia advertising to Kiwis now.

26.05.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The inverse relationship between a persons hype for what LLMs can do and their understanding of what LLMs can't do.

Is there a name for this yet?

25.05.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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500K Mexican-Americans served in the U.S. armed forces in WWII, as did millions of 1st and 2nd-gen immigrants, and 109K noncitizens.

Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.

16.05.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 25891    πŸ” 7058    πŸ’¬ 1872    πŸ“Œ 522

It's giving extreme Skinner vibes.

16.05.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My New Cybertruck Got Me Flipped Off 7 Times In One Day, 'I Felt I Needed To Go Home And Hide My Truck From The Insanity Around Me' Is this the most hated vehicle on the road? One Cybertruck owner's firsthand account of intense Cybertruck road rage will make you question the current state of the world.

Link to article.

It blows my mind that its to be that ignorant, or maybe it's just lolbait. 🀷 Gave me a laugh.

www.torquenews.com/17998/my-new...

16.05.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ No words. Someone with too much money and not enough sense buys an overpriced - extremely well documented turd of a car from a billionaire oligarch who just spent the last 4 months shitting the nations collective pants and can't understand why people aren't lining up to pat him in the back.

16.05.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

14.05.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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