David Slack

It was only when Luxon poked his shiny round head inside the Moa Point pipe to see for himself that everyone realised: Why yes! There was, in fact, one single thing the gormless prick could do to make himself useful.

This is the business practice known as what?

a. Circling back
b. Putting it in the pipeline
c. Rawdogging
d. Grabbing the low hanging fruit

Some people say the answer to everything is 42 but it’s actually 37

Year on year sales of Mimosas, Tealight candles and Kumquats are through the roof but the glass-half-empty media won't tell you this good news they just want to bang on and on about jobs and prices and numbers of people leaving and shit I feel so sorry for Nicola and Chris they're doing their best &

Who wore it best?

A Hundred Years of Sausage

Or the non-returning hot air balloon

Mr Seymour and Ms van Velden proceeded to demonstrate their theories to us with the assistance of props

Wishing to hire set of stocks,
effigy of David Seymour.
Also wanting to augment decent-size bucket of slops.

No time wasters pls.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

Mailing shortly

so true

But looked at their shoes and mumbled when asked for an example

Adios Judith. Guess we're on our own now if NZ comes under space alien attack.

Trump administration are murdering liars

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

Charge Kristi Noem as an accessory to murder would be a good start

Best part of that is they let you eat your weight in sausages

xx :)

took 17 days but the new year finally takes on a decent look :)

Would settle for forever young 😎

Bob Dylan just gave me his Nobel Prize for literature and that has to be the nicest thing anyone has ever done for a Substacker

Siri what are two easy clues this is complete bullshit?

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Exciting new year spot the ball contest!!

Mark the place where you think hard-working laser-focused Prime Minister Luxon has disappeared to!!

Guess closest to the right spot, and win an extra day off!!

Trump has as much respect for international law as he and his pal Jeffrey Epstein had for the laws protecting minors

have to worry that this could do serious harm to the perceived legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize

Oh they understand alright