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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8896    πŸ” 4127    πŸ’¬ 247    πŸ“Œ 512

That’s equivalent to about 83 tickets sold

17.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17367    πŸ” 5417    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 357

He looks like he has a mean chili recipe with his special ingredient: paprika.

07.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m more than certain this dude is a quality controller at my company

07.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Channel A. Most of the games on the right barely have stories.

06.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve finally discovered where line for Tim Scott. All the other completely racist garbage was just the acceptable amount.

06.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?

*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*

Me: Oh. Huh.

03.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1287    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 25

This was done years ago when Balor debuted. They showed Prince Devitt and then it changed to Finn Balor. Not a dig, just putting the name up to get the pop

01.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was done years ago when Balor debuted. They showed Prince Devitt and then it changed to Finn Balor. Not a dig, just putting the name up to get the pop.

01.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s always been a big fan and supporter of both pedophiles and rapists. Why change now?

28.01.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eww

28.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who doesn’t complain when a catastrophic weather event misses them? People who have experienced a catastrophic weather event. Be thankful you were warned, prepared and spared.

25.01.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

holy fuck it’s real

11.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4133    πŸ” 1010    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 100

I’m a huge fan of Chance’s new album but this was a terrible song to use for this night on this stage.

01.01.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m so jealous of countries with functioning governments

16.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures

NEW: AI β€œrecipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes β€” collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

25.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1651    πŸ” 743    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 569

Wait, you’re not?

24.11.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well would you look at that

14.11.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever even considered creating a loan with these terms needs to do directly to hell

11.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ending change wasn’t the cause of all the ME3 discourse, the original unpopular endings were. So it’s not quite the same here.

05.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4979    πŸ” 1661    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 85

That’s pretty obvious at this point

03.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That could be it. I’m used to get bonuses in the spring due to where fiscal years end.

30.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know holiday bonuses were a real thing. You’re the first person I’ve seen get one that’s not on a sitcom. Congrats.

30.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

30 thousand? All at once? Holy crap

27.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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unfuck google drive by shooting gemini
Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again!
Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever?
Open your gdrive (web OR app)
Settings > Manage Apps
Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push)
Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

27.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12576    πŸ” 6931    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 373

During COVID we switched to boarding the plane from the back to the front. The most logical way to load. BS classism caused us to switch back. When I run for office, correcting this will be a pillar of my platform.

21.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t expect us to go into the dystopia so happily

20.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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