@johnnyfiveisalive.bsky.social
Hobo camp.
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
04.02.2026 06:05 β π 24194 π 6177 π¬ 105 π 159
Calling all Texans! Weβre getting reports of folks being purged from the voter rollβincluding those who voted in the last election. Below is a handy-dandy tool where you can quickly/easily check your voter registration status:
www.claytontuckertx.com/check_voter_...
We cannot forget who was complicit on January 6th.
Ted Cruz fanned the flames of insurrection.
Ken Paxton provoked the rioters before the assault.
John Cornyn refused to investigate the attack.
They have forfeited their right to represent us in our nationβs Capitol.
π―
06.01.2026 03:08 β π 5322 π 1547 π¬ 62 π 39Can we please leave "oomf" and "bloomf" in 2025?
31.12.2025 15:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This person is garbage and this story needs more attention!
22.12.2025 07:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same! βπΌ
22.12.2025 02:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Agree! GD
19.12.2025 18:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The good folks of Gainesville asked some really great questions β from water, to land, to farm monopolies, and of course affordability. Until next time, Gainesville. Next stop, Gun Barrel City! π€
19.12.2025 03:47 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0A supremely miserable slag.
17.12.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My name is Clayton Tucker, Iβm a Democrat running for TX Agriculture Commissioner. Iβm running to bust the monopolies rigging our food system so we can make food/farming affordable.
04.12.2025 19:35 β π 45 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0πΊπ€ π
04.12.2025 20:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crabs
Homosex
Penis
πΊ
I finished the book last month. It was great!
19.11.2025 15:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π―
18.11.2025 22:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would love it if a cigarette-smoking nurse from Texas named Noella helped burn this shit down.
18.11.2025 13:34 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯΅
17.11.2025 06:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do I invest?
15.11.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is just so deeply vile on a human level. Iβm no Massie fan, but the guy tragically lost his wife & remarried. Trump, by contrast, treats women like garbage & was joined at the hip with a pedophile network.
Trump is a psychopath. He represents the worst of humanity.
02.11.2025 13:00 β π 354 π 88 π¬ 15 π 13
I am, once again, very impressed with the No Kings turnout in Waco, Texas!
18.10.2025 15:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just love her!
16.10.2025 03:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe make it white idk
04.10.2025 11:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Anyway watch the whole thing from Broadview. "Proud" isn't even the word, it's nowhere near how I feel about how strong she's been in the last month.
03.10.2025 19:50 β π 1759 π 271 π¬ 12 π 20Who hurt you?
02.10.2025 14:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HA!! Amazing.
29.09.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 010/10
27.09.2025 02:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe that thing will eat the spiders. π€·π»ββοΈ
26.09.2025 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
