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I tell people my blood type is B Positive to put a smile on their face. It’s A Positive, though. Sometimes I tell people what they need to hear in the moment, even when it’s medically unsafe for me.

You're my blue sky you're my sunny day
Lord you know it makes me high when you turn your love my way

“unserious” isn’t the harsh insult people make it out to be. If ‘unserious’ was the trendy insult in the 80s, most of us Gen-Xers would’ve carried far less emotional baggage.

My wife and dog have redistricted the bed. Even though I am physically larger than both of them combined, they have taken 80% of the mattress.

Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself. You gotta believe in foolish miracles. It's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose. You can choose - don't confuse - win or lose: it's up to you. #Ozzy

Why are there french fries shorter than 2 inches? Who’s the fucking Oompa Loompa in the back room cutting potatoes thinking people want 1 inch fires?

The country is in a terrible place, but the worst thing that’s happened to me in the last few months was buying a bag of Doritos and every single one of them was broken. #Grateful

Fruit of the Loom cornucopia

If you’re a cornucopia denier, it’s proof that the psy-op is working on you and you need to question everything you believe.

Doomtree “No Kings” album cover: a hand scrawled crown with a circle crossing it out

#NoKings

Today, MAGA will explain to us that Elon isn’t the smartest man in the world, he didn’t invent anything, he bought all his companies and he’s rich because of government subsidies. Thanks MAGA, we had no idea.

They got Gilgeous-Alexander, but we got Alexander-Walker!! #WolvesBack #Timberwolves #BringYaAss

She sells seashells by the the seashore: 86 for $47

JIMMY’S FRIED
DRAYMOND CRIED
STEPH ON THE SIDE
WOLVES IN 5

YouTube video by Skolex ill F.I.L.T.H. - Empire (Striking Back) Star Wars Rap Rock Music Video Parody Fan Made

#MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

Anthony Edwards’s #5 jersey says “Wolves in 5”

#Timberwolves

LAKERS TIRED
LEBRON RETIRE
LUKA CRIER
WOLVES IN 5

All those lightbulbs and still not very bright

Trump tweet begging Putin to stop striking Kyiv, but Vladimir knows Trump’s safe word isn’t “stop.”

Vladimir knows Trump’s safe word isn’t “stop”

What happened to republican memes of gas powered tow trucks jump starting electric vehicles and EVs in snow storms?

ouch

4onthefloor
Faith No More
He shoots he scores
WOLVES IN 4

Few things are more disappointing than seeing my 80s metal friends grow up to be conservative.
We rebelled against it, but that’s what they became.

Nasdaq chart from April 3 2025 down -915 points with Elon Musk jumping off the cliff

Cubans March Against U.S Occupation of Guantanamo - teleSUR English On Wednesday, Cuban workers and students gathered at Mariana Grajales square in the province of Guantanamo to protest against the United States and its

80,000 Cuban protestors demanded the return of the territory illegally occupied by the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay

I’ve been struggling with chapstick addiction for more than 20 years

jeezusfuckincrisis

Tiananmen Square man standing in front of a line of Tesla Cybertrucks

Does this potentially clear the way for insider trading and Market Maker manipulation via non-reported shorting/synthetic shares on the After-Hours market?

Are they gonna change New Mexico to New Trumpico or New Muskico?

Amerigo Vespucci was Italian