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@realurso.bsky.social

Um urso de pelúcia de verdade

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Another favorite

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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

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Painted on a thin plate of ivory just 2.6 x 3.1 inches, this "self-portrait" of the painter Sarah Goodridge's breasts was given (as a kind of "proto-sext"?) to the recently widowed US senator Daniel Webster in 1828. More on the story here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/s...

13.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 86    🔁 22    💬 1    📌 4
Hands holding a phone, texting someone named Dave 

First message reads: Only bad thing about the movie is they showed a bunch of guys naked asses. Where's the female nudity I was telling myself. 

Second message, being composed: Wow wrestling is g

Hands holding a phone, texting someone named Dave First message reads: Only bad thing about the movie is they showed a bunch of guys naked asses. Where's the female nudity I was telling myself. Second message, being composed: Wow wrestling is g

Look I know it's rude to take pictures of other people's phones but this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

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Website hit counters

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nice photo choice in "languages of São Tomé and Príncipe"

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O médico deu ouvidos ao manifesto contra a guitarra elétrica

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The proportion of “London crime” posts that also mention Islam, migrants or race has doubled since 2023. Posts mentioning “Londonistan”—used in right-wing circles to lament the supposed Islamification of the capital—have doubled since 2020.

The proportion of “London crime” posts that also mention Islam, migrants or race has doubled since 2023. Posts mentioning “Londonistan”—used in right-wing circles to lament the supposed Islamification of the capital—have doubled since 2020.

"Serial doom posting pays. Inflammatory content gets clicks. And X now pays contributors for the engagement their posts generate. This has given rise to disingenuous accounts posting inflammatory content for profit". @economist.com

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people who are just now realizing chomsky is bad

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Snow Leopard Eating Face Party

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>Epstein being implicated in the proliferation of microtransactions in gaming

eventually we're gonna be able to tie the Pedo Reich to literally every slightly negative thing about society, aren't we

31.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 519    🔁 172    💬 3    📌 27
From: xlcm@microsoft.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000
XBOX
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From: xlcm@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000 XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ) What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: • Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism • Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players • Griefing • Extortion or manipulation • Libel, defamation, or slander • Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address • Stalking Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has enacted this suspension against your account. How this enforcement affects you Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles: • On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live. • On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games. Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension. Where to find more inf…

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

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Back when Apple had an apparel catalog (1986)

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Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

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print: edilson capetinha jogando damas com alguém, ao redor algumas publicidades e outros figurantes
legenda: o capeta está jogando damas

print: edilson capetinha jogando damas com alguém, ao redor algumas publicidades e outros figurantes legenda: o capeta está jogando damas

O Sétimo Selo - Ingmar Bergman (1957)

27.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 717    🔁 313    💬 2    📌 11
We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.
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We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant. 9,742 L7 19.4K 43.8K 个 AP The Associated Press @AP Replying to @APStylebook The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming. 12:18 AM • Jan 27, 2023 • 382.8K Views

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

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it’s the part people overlook in Fukuyama’s End of History and the Last Man.

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Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

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“I never thought the anarchic multipolar world would eat MY face” sobs Russian president who voted for the Multipolar World Eating People’s Faces Party

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A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

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via the article for the album "a thousand suns"

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From the Wikipedia page for Thomas Fantet de Lagny (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Fantet_de_Lagny ) :

De Lagny died on 11 April 1734. While he was dying, someone asked him: "What is the square of 12?" and he answered immediately: "144."

From the Wikipedia page for Thomas Fantet de Lagny ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Fantet_de_Lagny ) : De Lagny died on 11 April 1734. While he was dying, someone asked him: "What is the square of 12?" and he answered immediately: "144."

imagine dying to death and being asked to solve math puzzles for your last words. for one man, this was no mere hypothetical

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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

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VP?

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The front of a nail salon called "Nail Shop Near Me"

The front of a nail salon called "Nail Shop Near Me"

Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation

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@realurso is following 19 prominent accounts