Ken Weiss

The truly hilarious part of this story is that the owner claims that, until the tow truck showed up, all of the 10-year-old children thought his Cybertruck was "cool." If you're looking to 10-year-old boys to validate your life choices, you've probably fucked up.

Permanent? Use acid free punch cards or paper tape, or admit that whatever you're using is temporary. Maybe a couple of centuries worth of temporary, but still, temporary.