Teddy Morgan 🔞

How do I join the Discord? I can't find a way to search.

Wonderful! We showed up Sunday and had a great time. I enjoyed the service and so did our kiddos. I might just take you up on that onesies count and wear my shark one this Sunday!

A gargoyle on Paisley Abbey that looks suspiciously like a Xenomorph

A gargoyle on Paisley Abbey that looks suspiciously like a Xenomorph

On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey

What is the dress code for church?

Our kids have Medicaid. Youngest is on a high-calorie diet & starting tube feeds again. We can't afford groceries with the $280 SNAP we get monthly that we fought for months to get. I don't have any idea what to do if Medicaid goes away and we have to startpaying for the medical supplies & meds too.

Experts say masturbation is a healthy, normal practice. It provides a number of benefits, including:

*Releasing sexual tension
*Improving your mood
*Helping you sleep better
*Reducing stress
 
There’s no need to feel shame for masturbating. Let’s dive into chronic masturbating and what it means.

Some compulsive masturbators do so as part of their daily routine. These are morning, noon & night people who masturbate on a schedule, almost like clockwork, when they wake up, before they go to bed, when they're in a particular place, when something happens, or when they experience a trigger.

Other individuals are binge masturbators, losing themselves for hours or even days at a time. Binge masturbation is occasionally accompanied by chem use, usually caffeine, THC, and Alcohol.
Binge masturbators can lock themselves in their cave for days on end, losing all track of time and life.

For compulsive masturbators, the computers, laptops, e-readers, smart-phones and all of the other Internet accessible devices we can't seem to live without provide a safe and easy route to intensely stimulating sexual and romantic fantasies.

They learn to use masturbation as a means of coping. Eventually, masturbation becomes their primary coping mechanism. Their response to any and every issue, including problems as simple and seemingly benign as boredom.
As time passes, they masturbate more frequently and for longer sessions.

Chronic Masturbation extends beyond the normal boundaries of self-pleasure. It becomes a compulsive habit of obsessive masturbation. It becomes the driving force of your day. You become obsessed with chasing a chemical release from it. Your thoughts & actions get tangled in urges & behaviors.

You may find yourself often preoccupied with thoughts of self-pleasure, compulsive sexual behavior, and fantasies. In fact, a compulsive masturbator will see a prominent shift in priorities.
Once will never seem enough. There is the constant urge to masturbate frequently.

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@strawberry92fs.bsky.social Tank on his shit

Please? But like tied to the chair?

Last one for today

Starved for attention. Skeeting my best ever dick pic on main instead of in replies for Fat Cock Friday.

"Confidently half a beat off. Me? Always. " @teddymorgan93.bsky.social

Not me falling asleep in the middle of the day and dreaming about sucking off Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, and Orlando Bloom 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dream me was very insistent that yes blowjobs are a great idea, but if they really wanted to fuck, it's totally ok cause I can't get pregnant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whiskey just makes me sleepy. Vodka is amazing though, you turned me into a vodka boy fr9m a tequila girlie

Meme image, Leonardo DiCaprio sits in a chair and holds a beer and cigarette in one hand while pointing at a tv (which is off screen)

Me: *Rewatching Supernatural for the first time in a decade, vampires haven't even been established yet*
The show: *3-5 punks walk into a bar in rural montana late ate night*
Me: Those are vampires
Partner: No, I don't think so, they're demons
The Show: *one scene later* So we're vampires
Me:

Meee at Finn's place!

CELEBRATING PRIDE TODAY AT FINN'S PLACE! @finnsplacetx.org

Photo of plunderlings

When I talk about tulpas I'm usually refering to tiny goblins that become more powerful the more people believe in them and the more those people believe in them. They're called Plunderlings, and they are very good finders.

How do I unlock my phone without agreeing to metro's TOS. WE USE T MOBILE NOT METRO ANYWAY.

Airplane safety comic in 4 panels. Showing a woman putting on her oxygen mask before helping another person.

What's up Wastelanders? Now children...times are hard, and they're only gonna get harder. Keep your friends and allies close. Rally and shore up your defences. Take care of you and yours. And then you can Help us to Fight the Good Fight. You gotta put the O2 mask on yourself FIRST.

Turns out when you treat teachers well, invest in students, and focus on improving schools, you get real results.

Illinois now ranks third in the nation for our education system for a reason.

An oil painting of a sheet ghost cat

Ghost cat oil painting on this #caturday

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