sienna :3

ily2 ❤️❤️❤️

i love trans men because we'll be listening to Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River" and he'll ask "isn't Crimea, like, a country?"

I thought you needed electrolysis for bottom surgery prep?

depends on the part of the face, but on average it was a little easier! def better than upper lip, comparable to like the side of my face on the jawline

I was expecting it to be worse, but it really wasn’t too bad! averaged like a 2/10 for pain

what a polite gentleman

its so good lmao

dudes rock fr

scientific illustration of what you should do when you meet a guy that looks like this (snap his neck)

Screenshot of the iPhone voicemail view with a transcript: Transcript (low confidence) Mm, beer. Beer. Beer, beer, beer. Beer. Beer, beer. Here. Beer, beer. Mm. Beer. Eat beer. Mmm, here. Beer, beer, beer. Beer. Hmm, beer. Beer. Yeah. Beer. Beer. Beer.

my friend left me this voicemail last night and when I called back he didn’t answer 😭

pasta is so good. I wish Italy was real 😩

IT WAS 2 SONGS!!!

that’s why you’re my goat

as a grooms”man” I loved every moment of that wedding, but I definitely did not need to do a 5 minute synchronized dance with 3 of the whitest boys I know 😭

I had to learn a synchronized dance to it for my cousin’s wedding

we should race sometime

bourbon whiskey and grocery store chicken tenders (cold)

girl dinner

omg they look so nice I thought they were something fancy LOL good to know tysm!

omg where do you get your tights from?

its really not too bad! I think if we were only doing my face I could've fallen asleep. the toes hurt a lil tbh

I might just be built different. my pores are so easy to insert into that Cedar called them "slutty"

also he did really good for his second patient ever imo

4 hours. minimal wincing. few tears. cracking jokes the whole time.

I could've taken 3 at once tbh

ok but the catch is he's super maga small business hitler. if you can fix that he's yours

how do you feel about an early-50's italian twink who does gymnastics and lasers his chest hair off?

they’re calling him the king of painful, pregnant pauses

this explains so much…

omg I miss dming

good job puppy 👏 👏 👏

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

happy tuesday puppy!

have an ok wednesday, productive members of society.