Vic

Vaccinate may kids?! Never!

I'll boost their immune system by making them snort cocaine off of toilet seats.

It's the only safe way!

"What victims? Dow is over 50,000, S&P 500 is up, Nasdaq is breaking records, your 401(k)s are massive. Human trafficking, SA and abuse years ago, and lifelong trauma is a small price to pay. We owe Epstein and the rich perps."
-- US AG Bam Pondi

This bitch saying "dancing is disgusting for young children" when his default dance move is to jerk two dicks at the same time.

You want Latinos to revolt? Tell them Salsa is forbidden.

Bad Bunny: The only thing more powerful than hate is love

Haters: BAD BUNNY HATES AMERICA

Wait. HE'S ALSO RACIST?!?!

I offer this gentleman a simpler solution: attach his mouth to the sewage line and taste all the different turds coming his way. For sure he can count accurately the number of children by flavour.

Hey, Jeff, Jeffrey, Jefferson, Jefferino, remember that time Steven Spielberg directed a movie about The Washington Post publishing the Pentagon papers?

Maybe you should watch that instead of funding Melania and laying people off the newspaper featured in that movie.

Elon Musk's xAI bought Elon Musk's Twitter, and now Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI. Next up: Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's Tesla, or the other way around, doesn't actually matter since it's all the same.

Reading "maralago calendar girls" and it's another bad day to be literate. 🤮

OMG, that gives a new meaning to that hot mic about grab them by the p-🤮🤮

When you're rich they let you do it 🤮🤮🤮

So they're trying to "find" the 11,780 votes mentioned in the "perfect phone call" with Raffensperger.

I remember a time when Republicans were outraged at Obama for bombing an Al-Qaeda leader in Yemen, born in the US to Yemeni parents, a US citizen.

Now ICE kills US citizens and all I hear is excuses. They really never cared about who Obama bombed, same way they don't care who ICE kills.

I'd make a joke about the Melania "documentary" but the only one who would laugh is Melania all the way to the bank with $40 million.

Jeff Bezos doesn't care about losing $75 million in that bribe. What's he gonna do? Lay off more people? Oh.

Please be fake. Please make me eat the onion.

What kind of Mafia bullshit is this?

Finally, I've won an Oscar, nobody deserves it more than me!! I've starred in over 200 (homemade) movies.
Ignore the name "Marlon Brando" in the plaque, I'm going to remove that loser's name.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

*sigh*
Where's the nearest cloud?
THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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"Prepare in case the government becomes tyrannical" is about vaccines, not government killing and detaining its citizens.

"Free speech" is about racial slurs or conspiracy theories on the internet, not protests about the abuses of governments.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

This year: "This is not even my final form."

And then you see the health bar recover 100%

Hey Nobel Peace Prize committee,

Do you really think "The facts are clear and well established. Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others" will stop him?

Must I remind you he didn't refuse a Purple Heart from a retired Lt. Colonel back in 2016?

I can't imagine being so insecure that I'd shoot a woman in a car while surrounded with my own armed goons, and another woman said to me to "get some lunch, big boi."

Waiting for the "it was a joke, AOC can't take a joke" defence from the man who "joked" about deflating tires.

Hilton Hotels must be feeling real good with themselves after dropping the "independent hotel owner" from their systems for cancelling DHS/ICE bookings in Minneapolis. After that, a woman Renee Nicole Good was murdered by ICE.

Checking Twitter for reactions while bombing Venezuela and capturing Maduro is wild.

THEY'RE DOING WHAT WITH THAT CUP?

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

A few things:
• The fuck is wrong with this guy?
• Why does he hate Santa?
• Are the letters to Santa "bureaucratic overreach"?
• Are the presents the "unfunded mandates"?
• Why is he teaching his kids to beat Santa?
• Seriously, the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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This Christmas, I have just one wish for you:
Take a moment to really see the older people in your life.
Let them know they’re loved, valued, and never invisible.
Share a smile with an elder you don’t know.
Offer a warm holiday greeting.
Small gestures carry enormous power.
Love,

Lynda 🎄✨

Here's a crazy idea. AG Pam Bondi can call Bill Clinton's bluff and release the Epstein files with the victims' names redacted. 😏