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That moment when you’re watching a movie, and suddenly reminded of your beatdown from @dominaemilia.bsky.social

The Goddess of Brutality, you will always remember what happened when She got hold of you … 😳

Perfect ensemble, effortlessly stylish.

“Tarrant in the Rush Hour …”

Google translate: recent surveys suggest Americans haven’t yet realised they’re no longer living in a democracy and they’re stuck with Trump & then Vance for every ‘election’ ever.

He’s a fucking walking tumour.

Imagine how much more money companies could make if they stopped ruthlessly framing their adverts to shift as much product as possible to as many people as possible and just pandered to weirdo racists instead!

Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.

He’ll obviously amount to nuthin’.

Lady Valeska and I are looking for a filming sub to join us on Monday for some boot focussed fun. Email me or contact her through her website detailed below to apply

Doctor Who and the Very, Very Small Enemy

People who have come to the United Kingdom legally, played by the rules and made it their home do not need to “go home”. This is their home.

I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.

Next up, he will rename it the White Palace, because he doesn’t want to spend his next six terms in office working from a mere *house* …

I agree, deport Farage now!

Bought mine at Comet Miniatures, then had them professionally painted by a guy at Orc’s Nest … a very, very long time ago.

oof

A POV from Trans Princess Jezebel's perspective looking down to see a man's red face being crushed between her bare thighs as he winces

Speak Back To Me & Get Thigh-Crushed #Facesitting #ThighCrushing #Bitch #BetaMale #Loser #Simp #Submission #Trans #Domina #OurSky #SpicySky #Kinksky #BDSMsky

This photo is crying out for a long slow Kubrick-style zoom in …

Nigel Farage now says that any suggestion he's been soft on Putin is "just nonsense".

Here's a quick reminder of what he's said in the past

The Remain campaign was a joke, and the Leave campaign was criminal. No wonder the gullible were fooled.

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Ah,Cricklewood lad Alan Coren, and Gabriel Drake.

A little behind the scenes of my recent shoot with FilmedByDuke, it was half pictures and half little video reels, they're going to be so good!

Idiot.

The TV licence fee scandal: why are 1,000 people a week being casually criminalised? Each year, tens of thousands of UK citizens are charged with non-payment of their TV licence fee – from the man who missed payments while in hospital, to a woman with a brain injury who forgot to pay

Maternity hospitals don’t drag people to court, fine them or give them criminal records.

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No.

Except you’re being forced to pay for services even if you don’t need or use them. It’s a con, and it’s redundant. The BBC itself does now have advertising on many of its platforms, and makes vast profits from merchandising & the like. The business model behind the licence is out of date.

SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

Pink Knives Out

Cornwall is still complaining about losing the EU funding that it voted to lose.