Isa the serial monogamist

this is how I live my life now and it is both humbling and immeasurably actualizing

#1 Hawk Moth Enjoyer @i _kiss_bugs Follow My scheming eunuch when I start coughing after a sip from my goblet oreo & monkey @oreoeocat • 2/1/25 I wake up to this sinister smile every morning

i laugh until i cry whenever i see or even think about this

mulheres envenenando homens com comida é facilmente o método de assassinato mais interessante que existe. NÃO GOSTAVA DE MULHER NA COZINHA? NÃO GOSTAVA DE MULHER NA COZINHA? NÃO GOSTAVA DE MULHER NA COZINHA?

quero ser tietasaura em 2025

print de uma notícia. a foto é de mulher nua com os braços abertos como jesus na cruz, usando véu de freira. ela está andando de patins roxos e voando no ar com uma manobra de patins. a chamada diz "nude nuns, lesbian BDSM, cannibalism: a 103-year-old opera has Austrian theatergoers fainting"

moodboard para 2025:

Minha mãe fez tender.

a cantoura anitta é tipo:

NÃO GOSTAVA DE MALUMA?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE MALUMA?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE MALUMA?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE MALUMA?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE MALUMA?

man being thrown down well

"I See You Dislike Media Corporations But You Need to Do More Research Before Spreading Your Vitriol Because They're Actually Benevolent and Aaaaaaaaaa!!!" by Elisabetta Sirani

So many English language heroes are orphans (Bond included) and it's as much a way to cut them off from emotion as it is a plot convenience. I would love a reimagined Bond having to navigate (gasp) feelings toward a woman of a familial (as opposed to sexual) nature.

fio de homens sendo objetificados na novela tieta 📌

psicólogo: o lula que transforma qualquer pessoa que tira foto do lado dele em vampiro nao vai te machucar
o lula que transforma qualquer pessoa que tira foto do lado dele em vampiro:

wanted posters on a light post taken at night of Steve Nelson, president of Aetna, David Joyner, president & CEO of CVS Health. Both feature photos of the execs with three bullets labeled DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE detailing the wrongs of the healthcare industry (but not legible enough in the picture to transcribe). “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Wanted posters of Marianne Lake, Denis Coleman, Brian Moynihan, Robin Vince in similar format as others, on a wall.

Wanted poster of Brian Thompson with an X through his photo featuring the same bulleted text as the others. “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Communique: On Wednesday morning over thirty CEOs will gather at the Conrad hotel for the second day of the Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference to discuss how they can become richer by extracting wealth, time, and energy from the working class from all over the world. To welcome them, anon actionists put up wanted posters of the leeches attending the conference, including Martin Smalls of Black Rock, Robin Vince of BNY Mellon, Denis Coleman of Goldman Sachs, and of course, Brian Thompson, the former CEO of United Healthcare. These CEOs run companies that control trillions of dollars by stealing money, time, and labor from the working class. Do they care about the problems of poverty, homelessness, and injustice at these conferences? No, and their actions are violent. Health insurance companies (like financial services companies) don’t provide us with anything useful - they only limit our access to healthcare. Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class.

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

he's so kind

forte demais isso

Oxe. Os tilelê, jovem místico, uns esotéricos, gente de sociedades discretas, hippies, branco de dread, povo new age, uma ruma costuma descambar no reacionarismo.

Comet, Aldebaran and Mars over Stonehenge ✨💫☄️

I love Mad Magazine

to lendo a guerra da papoula
a tia fang é tipo
marido? droga!
filho? aborta!

MEU MOMENTO CHEGOU A ANDRESSA URACH ABRIU UM MERCADINHO EM >VIAMÃO<

inaugurou ontem to indo hoje comprar pão e conto a experiência pra vcsss

Print de post da Folha de S. Paulo no Bluesky Folha de S.Paulo ‪@folha.com‬ #opinião 📝 Vinicius Torres Freire | O melhor PIB em 13 anos e o futuro do Brasil até 2026. Economia não mais apenas despiora, país volta a ficar mais rico; problema é saber quanto dura

"Despiora"
Vai tomar no cu, bicho

neoliberais quando 90% da população tá passando fome mas existe "equilíbrio fiscal"

reação dos coreanos no twitter

não calei a boca hj irmãs desculpa amanhã vou me controlar mais