hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches

They should just call out the number. ‘We are going to raise taxes for 34 million people to pay for : (reconstructionzilla 2: the new new deal goes here)

c’mon for the full seedy Portland experience you have to find a strip club that does karaoke (and get the dancers to boo him)

i am 45+ and know what a brony is, the rest of you have just done the pi 'drill to the dome' bit and forgotten

FIFA Peace Prize of the Dead, a George Romero joint

Einstuerzende Neubauten doing a production of ‘50 Shades’

Did you have to take down merzbow with him tho

GORDON’S ALIVE!?

I do love a good nature walk, check in with the trees

Snacks^, and you’re dead right about needing protein in the morning those kids are a wreck if all they get is chocolate covered espresso beans and hallucinogenic mushrooms

Airhorns, starter pistols, road flares, cigarettes and ammunition for the adults.

Stuff to keep you cozy, caffeinated, satiated, and occupied until whenever the main event starts. Socks, specialty coffees teas snacks and liquor, gloves, soft hats, little books, fidgets, gadgets, doodads and whiz bangs.

shock-gag death after shock-gag death on a constantly rotating cast of pretty teens getting fed to the borg

i'm hoping it's a secret satire about how even a utopian military is a meat grinder a la starship troopers

as warlords from the northern american weapons manufacturing nation escalate terror attacks on civilian vessels, its council of elders seeks to strengthen the hegemony of christianist ethnic groups

assclown said 'troopes'

please god let it be a secret 'starship troopes' and half those guys get blown to bits for a satiric gag

well, hair grows back and you'd have a pair of clippers

the buns will be made of tungsten

i'd agree with you, not that the others are bad, but i'm pretty fuckin' proud of 'dogs from god'

i saw the flaming carrot cut a guys arm off with a sharpened frozen pizza, it changed me

12. the hot dog knows the dim mak death touch.

11. put a hot dog in a guys pocket and then let a real mean tiger loose on him.

10. put some poison in there.

9. gluten allergies

8. choke a dude with it

7. 'dogs from god' targeted orbital hot dog strike

6. shoot a hot dog out of a potato cannon.

5. hot dog taped to the front of a car and you run a guy over.

4. stick-of-dynamite-on-a-bun