CJ Smith

If I saw a giant talking cat get on a tram and drink vodka I'd be normal about it and not go mad, guess I'm just built different 🤷🏻

A paperback of The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

This is very fun, there's a big cat AND jesus fanfic

We have upgraded to tinfoil

We've moved on to greaseproof paper

Small tortoiseshell cat laying on her side on a jute rug, looking innocently at the camera. She's holding a balled up receipt between her front paws

She has so many toys but played with this receipt she pulled out of the recycling for an hour last night

Never has anyone suited regally flouncing around in a gown more

Foundation is a very silly and increasingly bad show but my god, Lee Pace

Thank you for the vote of confidence brother

[me reading the bleet text but before seeing the image:] the idea of mind-independent aesthetic truths is clearly ridiculous
[me looking at the attached image:] I was wrong, they were really cooking there

Objectively correct top 10 films of the 21st century

Had a big old cry taking apart the cat tree Betty never even looked at 🙃

Excuse me this was Uckfield!

Sold Peter Andre a copy of national geographic and a bag of salad

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. A photo of an e reader featuring a black cover with a illustration of a gold pin of a bird holding an arrow

12. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Betty the calico cat reclines in a pink fluffy bed, I'm petting her lovely little head. She looks high as shit.

A woman off her nut on gabapentin

11. On The Calculation of Volume (book 1) by Solvej Balle, tr. Barbara J. Haveland

Screenshot of Ilana in Broad City doing air quotes with the subtitle "how 'am' I?"

Glasgow:

Big pile of rubbish on fire

Big pile of rubbish on fire on the side of the road this morning

Important announcement: the coots in queen's park had their babies

Catalina by Karla Cornejo Villavicencio. A red book cover with an illustration of a pair of lower legs wearing pink shoes and black socks being pulled up by a pair of hands. Next to the figure is a pile of books with a wine glass on top

10. Catalina by Karla Cornejo Villavicencio

Girl stop worrying about trans people and do a deep conditioning treatment on that scraggly hair

Saw a woman in an "adult human female" shirt in town and actually snorted lol

Congratulations to the first Episcopalian pope, tradcaths found dead in a ditch

The aesthetics of my book thread on here has really been fucked by my switch to an e-reader. Can't exactly post tastefully arranged photos of a fucking kobo can I

Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters, a pink cover with the title in white and the author's name in blue. Red ribbon floats between and through the text.

9. Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters

I even got my morning bath (her climbing on my pillow and vigorously licking my forehead) and now she's back on neighbourhood watch duty (staring at the birds and squirrels in the garden through the kitchen window)

Betty the Calico cat climbing my leg to eat one of her treat tubes

Picked Betty up yesterday and after a few hours decompressing under the bed she was back to her old self 🥲

There are too many celeb cameos in this season of Hacks!

Thank you ❣️

Wee Betty is not well at all and is at the vets having some tests done and oof, it hurts man