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@oops-all-syscalls.bsky.social

Just a lonely tech-priest trying to learn the Lingua Technis

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That'd be too easy! The first three are just there to lull you into a false sense of security. Then the side story floodgates open.

27.09.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a reading order chart that guides you through the main books if you're interested! It's not up to date with the latest stuff, but AFAIK it's relatively linear from then on.

Still daunting πŸ˜…

27.09.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I spy with my little eye a 2nd edition Carnifex πŸ›

26.09.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My personal recipe is diluted PVA, then the technical paint. The less dilute, the larger the cracks, though obviously the thickness of the technical layer also has a big impact on the final texture. If the PVA and technical layers ratios are good, the flecks adhere quite well to the base, too!

23.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that an Anvil Industries krieger?

21.09.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently a happy celebrating stick bug. πŸ›

19.09.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GW are known to send you a full replacement sprue if you get in touch with customer service πŸ™ƒ

13.09.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the components being in weird orders is for space optimization, but I'd really like the numbers to be sequential so I know where to look 😭

13.09.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a cosy setting.

06.09.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nevermind, it's part of the model. πŸ˜‚

01.09.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks amazing, is that text a decal?

01.09.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The stippled (?) tubing looks great!

27.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice base, cork?

25.08.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the frayed cloth on the cape

24.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jagus ART on Youtube has a playlist with build orders for each faction, even a single one for early game would probably put you miles ahead!

22.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to be the one to tell you, but you're now eating on your hobby table.

21.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they don't like them, try greater daemon names. "Oh, I put it next to the Shim'dre'lex'kazar, Exalted Lord of Change."

20.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other orky things are written the way an ork would (rokkit launcha, Killa Kans, etc), so it sort of suits? IRL I presume it's for copyright or some other un-orky reason.

20.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's incredible news, absolutely didn't expect that from GW. Also at least one (Lukas the Trickster) is being cast in metal?

18.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The freehand on top is great!

16.08.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clean πŸ‘Œ

14.08.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Print on demand Black Library would be a goddamn dream

14.08.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nightbringer looks goddamn sick.

Fuck me for buying a box of raptors like a week before the leaks though.

14.08.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely painted toenails!

13.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that dental flossing harp trick is genius. I'm looking for ways to make scythes and you might've cracked it.

13.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The blade looks great, I'm assuming it's XPS and basing sand?

13.08.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always thought that head was very suitable for a Chaos kitbash.

11.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved how back in Dawn of War, every faction had voice lines, and the Necrons just had bleeps and bloops.

10.08.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The table and painted armies look fantastic together.

09.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now you've got loads of primed sprue to experiment techniques on! I usually try out new paints and whatnot on sprue.

09.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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