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Day 2 without internet: I have forgotten what boobs look like

Without internet for maybe a few days and holy shit, what did I do before the internet? Gotta jerk off to Sears catalogs like a fucking caveman

Dick Cheney greeting people at the pearly gates (2025, colored)

Worst end to NNN ever

It's November 2nd. Stop with the fucking Christmas shit already

I hope when the Nazis go on trial, you're the first one up there, your entire miserable life painted out for the whole world to see you, as your pathetic little insecurities are displayed. Fuck you, Steven Miller, you rat faced assclown. I hope you rot.

Happy Halloween, everyone else!

A base because people are making him feel a little uncomfortable. Good. I hope the rest of your miserable life is uncomfortable, you lavender marriage cocksuck. I hope when this is all done and over, you can't find a second of peace. I pray you wish for death but it never comes. (2/3)

(TINY RANT) This little sycophantic, vitamin D deficient, masturbatory sock puppet is Steven Miller. This insipid smiling crotch goblin is utterly one of the worst human beings walking this planet, and the reason why your friends of color are afraid to walk the streets. He's currently living on(1/3)

a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .

America slowly dying at the hands of the Trump Administration:

Sydney Sweeney's tits out of nowhere for some reason:

Odlaw was misunderstood. We were looking for Waldo, but we turned out to be Odlaw. We're the black sheep in a society of Waldos, and I for one am sick and tired of not being seen

The judge: bitchin' opening statement, counsel.

The year is 2083. You are living in the 7th term of President John Presidentman. You are about to serve a 4 year prison sentence for thinking about crime. Walmart owns the entire Bible belt and eggs cost 4.5 billion dollars. The Simpsons begin their record breaking 94th season. Life is [REDACTED]

I can technically get that at any time, but I choose to wait till it gets cold.

CEO: Christmas is right around the corner, and we need a hot new toy to sell. So, we're gonna sit here and brainstorm some ideas

Guy who has never heard of the McGurk Effect: how the fuck do we green needle ideas?

Don't bother. It's not even the right video ffs

Okay we need to have this convo again:

Voted for Trump? Kill yourself.
Rooting for people to starve? Kill yourself.
Bigoted, racist, xenophobic? You guessed it, kill yourself.

Me, when I try to sneak in a whole rotisserie chicken into the movie theater

"Hey Vlad, super quick quesh: you know those guys you dont like very much? Haha no the other ones. Yes, Ukraine. Hey, you cool if I send them stuff to kill you? What do you mean no? I thought we were-- you're gonna what? In my what? Yeah, okay I'll tell them. Bye, daddy."

ACAB

"Coming to Fox this fall: it's another fucking doctor show and look, they just can't seem to get it right. And they may fuck each other, but not really cause it's Fox. And it's called The OR or something, we don't care. You're gonna stop watching it after 4 episodes."

My wife was mad that she didnt have the ability to auto roll on her mobile game and instead has to press a virtual button 32 times.

This isn't the woman I married

Damn, what they doing in the NFL

Also RFK: why don't any of these sexy kids remind me of Cheryl

Depression: COMPLETE

We're healing

Its really weird when a Butters quote (that isnt "Kill John Lennon") helps me in any way

But it's F🎃E🎃S🎃T🎃I🎃V🎃E

For Halloween I'm going as someone that hits Nazis with my car

I need to catch up the last few chapters. This arc has been...all over the place but I wanna go see the Reze movie next week

You know what? I'm leaving it. Shows me how much of a failure I is lol

Let's see how many people bother me at work today, seeing I earbuds in