❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒

Life so sexless the first Spirit Halloween just opened up in my va- nvm

Sorry i’m late, my morning fart ritual ran long.

Welcome to middle age. I’d tell you what to expect, but I’m too tired and I have to pee.

I’ve been partying like it’s 1999 for 26 years now. I can’t do this any more. Someone please help.

I love me a pretty rock. Give me a pretty pebble and I’d probably love you forever

“God is all powerful” okay why won’t god stop a fucking genociiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeee

I hope I get to kiss someone who loves me one more time before I die

Hell yea that is what is most important!

I hate when i wake up early and my eyes burn bc im so tired

Probably bc you didn’t stop whatever it was you were doing right away

What if I started dating? What then..

This may be aggressive but seriously, go look at the moon!

Stop whatever you’re doing and go look at the moon you dumb bitch

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If anyone wants to be me for Halloween all you need is a large iced coffee, a vape, and some chucky tays on your feet. Oh! And existential dread..

Using my magic wand charger to charge my kindle if anyone wants to know my priorities (and also that I misplace designated chargers)

I took a short really shitty nap at like 1130am for four minutes (idk how to nap) and now it’s almost 1am and I still cannot fall asleep

I’m not on meds or anything, I just hate eating, it’s too much of a task I don’t care for. I can’t imagine how you must feel!

Everyday I find it more and more difficult to eat bc nothing ever really sounds good and it’s also such a tedious act like to decide, cook, clean up, or buy I genuinely wish I could take one pill a day that gave me every nutrient I need for the day and it also allowed me to not feel hunger

I just started it! I am still on the first episode

I have so many cute things on my newest wishlist for my new place I’m so excited to start over!

I look forward to finding out the answer! 🫡

A secret

How do I find the fun people on this app? The ones that aren’t just all about old “joke twitter”

Just woke up, ama. Just kidding. Shut the fuck up and bring me coffee🥱☕️

Thank you and thank you! I don’t think it’s right to post a pic if you can see strangers clearly. It should be internet etiquette to be mindful bc you never know who might not want that digital footprint! And also especially if children are in the bg!

They are really cool animals once you get past the fear!🥲😂

Sometimes when you’re sad, you just need to hold a python about it

I did not take any pics at the farmers market which was a first! I didn’t even take my phone out!

Going to a new farmers market today and I am v excited about that!