Blue Canary👁️🧡

Hey we have 50,000 people following us! Amazing! THANKS!

And i just hit the milestone of making 50,000 alt accounts! Strange, isn't it?

tragedy, not for the weak for sure

me and my skill of breaking headphones

in need of a cat rn

ugh why are all hot men either 5 or 60 years older than me. no inbeetweeners.

Boingo Alive(oingo boingo) or Nights of Error by trash fashion. i'd normally reccomend joose too but didn't you listen to them already?

you were 18 20 BANGING YEARS ago?? geez, old man, just tell me how dinosaurs looked aswell😭 were cavemen your first buddies?? ooga booga??

A pair of swans swimming in water.

Lovely day today. Went on a walk to buy myself kebab and after getting it, I saw those beauties. They got rlly close and acted interested in my food so I threw them a little bit of the kebab bread and I must say, they really enjoyed it!

update they're fine lol🎉

My parents are at this moment fighting so hard I think they might divorce holy shit :(

fatass fattie

fat fuck in bed

hi

I feel a bit better now, I still have a second doggie and although it's hard for me I must stay strong for him. Thanks for the kind words!

iskierka sleeping, this is my last photo of her ever

Iskierka died tonight. Rest in piece to her sweet soul, I will never fully recover after this☹️

28/6/2014 - 31/12/2024

very ill doggie

Iskierka got diagnosed with kidney failure and pancreatitis today. It's decided she's gonna be put down tommorow to not let her suffer anymore💔 I'm torn to pieces, I cannot imagine a life without my childhood dog☹️

ill doggie

ill doggie

poor iskierka is ill😓

If tommorow I don't find Danny Elfman under my christmas tree ready to play all of my favorite oingo boingo songs, I swear I'll sue that fat fuck I dare to call Santa and make sure his illegal present factory with underage elves working there shuts down forever. Period.

hell yeah

power went out on my whole street. i had to go to SCHOOL to charge my phone!!! 😭😭 atleast i can't do my homework now, i'm sooo sad🥳🙄🥹

sadly, i have to leave the warmth of my bed😓 truely heartbreaking

the internet is truely a scary place😓

blue canary night light catches a big fish

IM CRYING WHY IS THIS WAY BIGGER THAN ME

just bought webfishing, slime rancher and stardew valley! so excited!!!!!

my ass hurts

it was the only piece of clothing i had that was plain white 😭

badass tank top

badass tank top a badass guy

by blue canary

@graceunderfiero.bsky.social told you I'll do it! lol