Jake

Anyone who says their work is their passion and isn’t self employed needs to get a life

Every Tesla shareholder should demand and vote that Elon be removed as ceo, and permanently

Not ChatGPT calls out when I swear at it like a drunken sailor, but acknowledges my requests are valid. What an asshat.

Glommio is also pretty damn cool for async IO via io_uring

Knife sharpening via grinder powered by the moped. Love it

I fucking love and feel at home when I’m in Spain.

Voters gotta learn sometime

Eat a dirty asshole, Elon.

Headline should read “Elon impregnates yet another one of his secretaries”

I’m in Spain for another month. Life is fucking amazing.

With the hashicorp acquisition complete, we can assume terraform will die (hopefully ansible too) and we can finally move onto a new world we we don’t sandwich multiple config mgmt tools together that poorly implement promise theory

Today is the day my wife and my 17yo dog go to Spain to live for a month. we nearly didn’t make it due to the USDA being gutted to sign off on my dog, @americanair.bsky.social botched my tickets and we made the plane by 5s, their staff acted like they know they’re being fired tomorrow. Fingers crosd

Texans are quantitatively grosser with zero self awareness than any other group of humans alive

If you swear at chatgpt, does it know how bad its results are ?

I swear chatgpt gets more unusable by the day. Now it thinks it’s smart, and it’s not.

Counting down the days until Spain

I’ve got an hour cab ride to the airport and it’s steamy with old man breathe in here.

Turns out my biggest peeve is people who have zero self-awareness. Humming, lack of headphones in public, smells and scents, etc.

Of course. Just have some self awareness when it comes to existing in public. Wear headphones, brush your teeth, don’t fucking hum.

If you have headphones on at work, love that, but stop fucking humming.

That’s how it starts
And so it starts

Hot damn does my stereo fuck.

Contextually. I probably ate better than all royalty of the last 1000 years cumulatively just over the last 48 hours.

Off to the Four Horseman, again. #williamsburg #lcdsoundsystem #naturalwine

Just look at the fat dripping off his fingers while slicing tuna. Michilan stars dripping.

Had the best sushi experience of my life tonight. Gonna be reliving this for a while until I relocate and become a regular and the chef knows me on a first name basis.

“Nothing is close in Brooklyn. Brooklyn isn’t close to Brooklyn” - Brooklynite

I was already looking for a new gig when I got laid off. Glad to not need to defend this racist asshat to my friends and family anymore. And for the record he’s a lousy engineer, we just told him “sure, Elon”, then proceeded to do the real work once he flew off for two more weeks.

If any of my old peers from Tesla want help finding a new gig somewhere else where you don’t work for a racist asshat, lmk, happy to help.

Nothing like starting your first day at a new job with no clothes, shoes, or glasses. Thanks @deltaairline.bsky.social for making it unforgettable

Shopped at a store called “self edge” today. They sell jeans.

Why’s that ?