Krust 👁️

Am I a fucking joke to this tomato

Me: I will grow sustenance
The sustenance:

I got that thang on me

Small but mighty 🥺

I finally got a strawberry 🍓

Ginger really is like, the “It Girl” of the herb world.

Enjoying new blooms before this ungodly heat bakes everything

Skullcap

Bee balm

Chamomile

Marigolds

Gay ass tea garden is blooming! Pictured: skullcap, bee balm, chamomile, marigolds

When the fatigue feels like something cold and ancient sucking the marrow right out of your bones

First Zucc of the season. She a lil bumpy but we don’t judge

New blooms!!

Wow, being alive on days you don’t work is so nice

Today!

Picture of a Squirtle with text "Come out, Squirtle" and Squirtle looking at a rainbow saying "Wow! I'm so glad I came out!"

I support my gay little turtle squirrel

s o o n

Me, screaming with a megaphone: MY ARNICA BLOOMED

My glorious mint bed (we don’t talk about the weeds) we gots lemon balm, peppermint, mugwort, catnip, apple mint, spearmint 🥰

Christians really have no idea how off kilter their messaging is why is this guy giving me a thumbs up while making demands and threatening me with eternal damnation lmao (at least I only got one of these this week tho)

Becoming an adult is realizing you will never again experience the unbridled joy and satisfaction of eating a tater chip and wonder bread sammich in the back of the car after a long day at the beach

Birb evolution imminent

Love the work on the leaves!

Full disclosure: not actually into aliens or the occult, but I find them very Interesting and Cool

Stacked some books to press flowers and yeah this sums me up pretty well

I’ve been looking at wallpaper that’s almost the exact same design on his little bow collar 🥹

an advance review copy of Teenage Girls Can Be Demons by Hailey Piper on a shelf with other books. The cover art by Julia Lloyd depicts a girl morphing into a horned fanged demon

An ARC of TEENAGE GIRLS CAN BE DEMONS has arrived 🤩 I've been seeing them pop up here and there, but this is the first one I'm getting to hold for myself!

13 coming-of-rage stories, ready to ensnare you September 16. I can't wait to share them with you!
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790249...

Cont

More blooms!!!

Been bartering with the locals and look at this massive rosemary we scored

Shaking, sick, in goosebumps thinking about hanging out in my own front yard