Jordan Newman

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

REMINDER: If you want Dem senators to shut down ICE/DHS funding here are the Senators to focus on:

Cortez-Masto
Fetterman
Rosen
Shaheen
Hassan
King
Gillibrand
Peters
Murray

And also probably Durbin, Schumer, Schatz.

Light up the phone lines on Monday am: (202) 224-3121

Dutch late night TV has its take

Trump’s Ouster of Jimmy Kimmel Is Much Worse than You Think It Is Anna Gomez, the FCC’s lone Democratic commissioner, tells TNR that her boss’ move violates both the First Amendment and the Communications Act. Democrats must extract consequences.

NEWS --> Anna Gomez, the lone Dem on the FCC, tells me the Trump admin's pressure to oust Jimmy Kimmel may be unlawful as well as unconstitutional. FCC chair Brendan Carr may be committing censorship in violation of federal law.

That and much more in my new piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2006...

Just so everyone is clear, this right here is what an actual violation of the First Amendment looks like. When the head of the FCC says a company needs to do something about someone who displeased the administration or lose its license, that’s no joke unconstitutional

Republicans are honoring Charlie Kirk’s memory by declaring war on the First AmendmentThe guardians of ‘free speech’ sure had a change of heart.

We cannot make the headlines blunter people www.theverge.com/policy/77979...

MSNBC host: Are you having a great time, Senator?

Sen. Murphy: No. This sucks. We're debating a bill that's going to cut health care for 16 million people. This is the most deeply immoral piece of legislation that I've ever voted on in my entire time in Congress.

This time-lapse video of protesters marching down Broadway in Oakland for No Kings Day gives an idea of how many people turned out today @sfchronicle.com

Department of Education Eliminates Grant for PBS Children’s Shows

The PBS Kids app is one of the few things you can trust your kids to play around with on a computer. All the shows that you can stream are good and entertaining. Nothing positive comes from getting rid of this, they're just trying to make life worse for everyone www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...

Don’t panic buy your movies. Stock up strategically.

If "Top Chef: Destination Canada" has taught me anything about Canada, it's that the entire nation will be celebrating with Chipotle and pickles tonight.

Well-earned!

We’re deep in this show rn. My biggest shock wasn’t the casting but the midichlorian-level detail in explaining how the vehicles talk

BIG: A new poll from NYT just confirmed this broad storyline, finding him underwater on immigration, with 51% of voters disapproving versus 47% approving. Large majorities in the NYT poll oppose the lawless specifics.

Popularists should just admit they got this wrong already.

Watching movies is good! You're telling the rest of the audience that you thought it was good!

these fuckers being able to destroy everything is not a foregone conclusion

When people say that some concept is too complicated for voters to understand, I remember Stephen Sondheim's line about the "West Side Story" movie. He was told that it didn't have "hummable" songs. Then United Artists spent a ton of $ promoting it, the movie was a hit, and suddenly it was hummable.

Head Start, an early childhood education program for low income families, is on the chopping block. Growing up, my own mom was an aide with the program; it’s helped countless young mothers, including the one who tells her story here.

www.kqed.org/news/1203596...

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

it has never been more dangerous to be jewish in this country and it has nothing to do with college students protesting genocide and everything to do with nazis controlling the white house.

Just fyi the sign can be sung to the tune of ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart.’ Enjoy.

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

Arguably not just after the election, but during election season as well. Community building matters all the time, and that includes during election season.

The fact that Dems see mailing lists solely as a fund raising tool is such a waste.

[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.

[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

so Trump definitely thinks this was just a conference call right?

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

Kicking off our Common Sense Justice tour in Oshkosh this morning. Judge Crawford will spend the next 10 days traveling more than 2,400 miles across the state meeting with voters.

Early voting has started! Make a plan to vote at myvote.wi.gov.

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Dude says we have to take care of our law enforcement

FUCK YOU!!! YOU ASSHOLE YOU PARDONED OUR ATTACKERS

Oh my god so many people are going to watch Anora on a plane lol