Of course this band of incompetents would think she still matters.

I still don't understand why that guy backed out of Last Chance Kitchen? He didn't think a competition would be competitive? What? #topchef #lastchancekitchen

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When you get the Wordle in 3 but the average is 2.9.

. @vulture.com What were you trying to say with this sentence? I'm convinced words are missing. #ladygaga

Stealing Jokes, oh Arrietty knew her time was up. #RPDR17 #dragrace

Okay, I've heard Mayhem twice now. Perfect Celebrity, Vanish Into You, and Shadow of a Man are my favorite tracks. It's a very 80s album. It speaks to me.

Arrietty’s look was the most beautiful, but the least Betsy of the top queens. I would have picked Lexi to win. That big beautiful bouncing veil was Betsy all over. #RPDR #RPDR17 #dragrace17

They send Kori home on the night we finally find her talent… drawing. #RPDR17 #Dragrace17 #RPDR

I can't let this go. Parasols are supposed to block the sun. That's their one job. A clear plastic one would just cook you to death. #rpdr #rpdr17 #dragrace #dragrace17

Lana, Arrietty and Crystal were equally terrible. It should have been a three way lip sync. #rpdr17

Amazon, stop harassing me with 25 or 6 to 4. Stop it, I say!

The square root is nine. “Nine” is a homophone for “nein”, which means “no”.

What do mean "no"?

Both Angelyne and Francine Dancer were born at the wrong time. They would have killed as internet celebrities.

Is that Catherine Deneuve's sister?

Lexi Love looks like Elvira and Lisa Kudrow had a baby. #RPDR17 #Rupaulsdragrace #rpdr

Planet Fitness. A thrifty queen.

Shouldn't you put up a warning before sharing things like this?

I'm told these are two different people. #football #actor

That's the most wins of any dictator. Suck it, Hitler!

Look, I live in a 2 bedroom apartment with daily Amazon deliveries, I can't afford to hold space for anything.

This is terrible. I loved it.

I found my sweater too difficult to take off, so I gave up halfway.

Oh dear.

He's telling us flat out that they plan to carve America up and leave the carcass. We could have used this honesty a few holidays ago.

The older I get, the more I understand how Elvis died on a toilet.

I’m ashamed of loudly I laughed. 😆

Which American Ninja Warrior will be running the Fed?