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@velvetwaterfront.bsky.social

A thirty-something trying their best in Minneapolis. I watch movies, cook, and play GAA

185 Followers  |  500 Following  |  217 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2023  |  2.062

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Cold cuts and giardiniera is the GOAT combo

09.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think β€œfounder of Antifa” was just a thing some dude put on to impress women on the apps?

09.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

mariners (complimentary???)

08.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to do most of my shopping at Zabar's when I lived in NY on the UWS. Their smoked and cured fish was 10/10 and I still dream about their black and white cookies and babka

07.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very excited for my wedding, obviously, but I am also very excited for my wedding because once it's over that means i don't have to keep saving for my wedding

06.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
β€œMary Shelley has released a new title!”

β€œMary Shelley has released a new title!”

She hath risen.

05.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 36
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Hope you get the job, Steve!

03.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 374    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

03.10.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 16578    πŸ” 2616    πŸ’¬ 407    πŸ“Œ 107

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

30.09.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 733    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 9
29.09.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when I thought I was out, he pulls me back in

30.09.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

29.09.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12363    πŸ” 2237    πŸ’¬ 519    πŸ“Œ 857

Not liking Guinness? This doesn’t sound like the G-Reg I know. Curious if the rest of the Seventh Floor Crew will disavow Olsen’s comments.

28.09.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Many are saying this πŸ˜”

26.09.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[solemnly]

sometimes dudes *don't* rock πŸ˜”

26.09.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0
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Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

25.09.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4508    πŸ” 742    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13

It's D and it's not even close

17.09.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What Robert Redford contributed to American films via Sundance is genuinely immeasurable. He was also an extraordinarily talented director--Ordinary People and Quiz Show are two of the best American studio movies of their eras--and an actor who somehow wore his incredible charisma almost shyly. RIP.

16.09.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3989    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 35

something intensely American about this

15.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 764    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

14.09.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 32163    πŸ” 8395    πŸ’¬ 375    πŸ“Œ 586
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Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman remembered as funny, savvy and 'a true leader' Friends and colleagues remembered her as grounded, kind and compassionate.

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

10.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 26062    πŸ” 7240    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 222

"It's cause the patterns are so complicated you idiot!" - Me in Samarkand

03.09.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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La DΓ©capitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430

30.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2299    πŸ” 468    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 28

Peak Sickos moment, we're so back

30.08.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pudge looks like he had dreams of playing in the Kitten Bowl that never happened because he had to grow up fast and get a job so now he's 48 and a walk-on at Bowling Green (majoring in pawmunications)

29.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick Lamar performing To Pimp A Butterfly with a live jazz band in LA in 2015

28.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

26.08.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5662    πŸ” 1314    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 21

And it doesn't even do labor reduction well because living, breathing human workers have to check each output and, oftentimes, spend even more time fixing it than whatever time it purportedly saved in the first place. It's like the dumbest scam in the world that's duping otherwise "smart" people

26.08.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that for Mum and Eve

16.08.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about most wlw ships in visual media is that they kiss as if the Hayes Code is still in place

16.08.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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