🦖 Twinklecup ☄️ Slithersby 🦜

The Bible is actually about the power of friendship

I was just gonna comment on that, but you did a much better job than I would have so I'm glad you got here first

Are you trying to be insufferable on purpose?

You are taking the original post way too literally

that thread reminds me of this conversation I once had where this person insisted that they were unironically offended when cashiers wished them happy holidays because it was "rubbing their privileged happiness in my face." some people really need to get a grip

I've been listening to goth music since the 80s and I'm only in favor of gatekeeping goth clubs from creeps and nazis. Who cares if you aren't currently a goth music listener? Maybe you'll hear a song you like while you're at the club.

I refuse to watch this video, but judging by the comments, it seems like he's advising that men shouldn't sleep with women (or at least not right away) because doing so will cause us to lose our attraction to them. Um. 100% that just means you're bad at sex, dude.

I like how his example of sloth is "I'm gonna watch reruns of Sex + the City all day." Like, in what decade did he make this video?????

a man stood in front of a whiteboard that is just covered in loads of text because he's solved the 'woman' conspiracy he looks like a meme

idk why the youtube algo fed me this but i can't describe how scary & weird it is being a woman knowing these freaks are doing presentations on how to understand & conquer us like. we are just people. have you tried being fucking normal. i will never get used to society being like this

I can't wait to see how the invasion of Illinois goes if the military aren't getting paid

Anyway hi, I'm not dead

It's so weird when men don't engage in community building and then get mad and blame women when they don't have anyone to turn to when they need help. Or when they sexualize emotional intimacy and then wonder why no one rushes to give them emotional support if they're not in a relationship

Chuck Tingle has a couple

Everybody knows Mothman is a hot piece of ass

I wish I had a soundproof room for screaming in

he killed the pope, don't believe him

screenshot of what appears to be a tweet from jd vance saying "and another thing: i didn't kill the pope. please dont put in the newspaper that i killed the pope."

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU *delays your flight just long enough that you miss your layover, calls all the hotels in the city where you'll be stranded and tells them you're a terrorist*

oh shit what if someone is doing it on purpose as a fetish thing

like there's some dude in his back office watching people wander around all confused on the security cameras and just FURIOUSLY masturbating

house cats obviously domesticated humans

somebody on the internet is trying to convince me that house cats were domesticated from lions and I am ready to fucking fight

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, and JD Vance killed the pope

I'm a girls' girl, but like, in a gay way

I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre Graphic artist Rebecca Burke was on the trip of a lifetime. But as she tried to leave the US she was stopped, interrogated and branded an illegal alien by ICE. Now back home, she tells others thinking...

- 32,809 have been arrested by Ice during Trump 2.
- German tourist Jessica Brösche spent more than a month in detention, including eight days in solitary confinement, suffering one of the worst human rights violations
- Rebecca Burke (UK) was trying to leave but was detained for 19 (!) days

I just read the Russian Sleep Experiment creepypasta for the first time, and I can't fuckin believe people believed this was real

So the guy leading RFK Jr.'s vaccine-autism study?

A total quack who was previously charged for practicing medicine without a license for using chemical castration drugs on autistic children.

I just bought an Egyptian papyrus with Medjed painted on it and I'm SO EXCITED ABOUT IT

did Tim Pool just invent straight pride parades