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This is what it looks like when you have no friends and your wife hates you.

But also, get the word out- I have had to explain what our numbers are currently called to several people I assumed already knew

But more than that, our unwillingness to draw lines in the sand means that we welcome in people who are dead set on undermining our whole platform like fucking Trojan horses every time

This is why I don’t trust centrists, and it’s why people in general don’t trust democrats- the centrists/moderates bend with the wind and have always caved under even the tiniest bit of pressure.

When choosing whether to vote for a man, ask yourself if he is both capable and willing to do his own laundry. The answer will be edifying.

I want to live in a world in which horrible men are actually fired without pay. Paid leave is just giving them more time to be horrible while making us pay for it. Women in NYC are currently paying Cuomo’s legal bills, for example.

it’s wild that sexual assault against children is being talked about and dealt with like just some run of the mill political scandal.

I wish gross misogyny was a fireable offense. He’s clearly done worse stuff, but his belief that women are inherently inferior to men should have him expelled from all academia forever ages ago

he will make it out ok if he abides by the rules of A) never be alone in a room with Donald Trump, and B) never consume food in hell

Looks like the F train stop at Delancey

I wish the Brooklyn Nets would stop putting Bed Stuy on their merch- they play in a totally different neighborhood

He seems to have modeled himself after the Sean Penn character in One Battle After Another, right down to the haircut.

It’s always going to be super weird that America as a whole seems to forget about 9/11 when interacting with the one country we know was directly involved.

can bad prose be sexually transmitted

i think it happens when he sundowns, so let’s test a theory and schedule all interviews for after 8pm.

Unless that check is for like $20,000, no one is buying any health insurance with that money

please tell me they interviewed Peter Gatien for this article

it is hilarious how they continue to completely misunderstand every single song and movie they reference

This is absolutely true. I mean, it’s a fact that hitler was rejected from art school, and I assume everyone who works in admission offices at such schools thinks about this from time to time.

Please tell me this is reversible. This pipeline is a horrible idea and will definitely leak. Do we really want an oil spill at Coney Island or Rockaway?

I feel like if the president was healthy there would be fewer questions about whether he was healthy. It wouldn’t need to be reaffirmed, like, everyday.

this is a totally normal thing for the mother of a 14 year old girl to say, and I’m sure she would love to hear her daughter referred to as “barely legal”.

very much a “be the ball” moment

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.

You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires

And he was also the only friend Trump has ever had.

tbf, if she ever stopped being a piece of shit no one would believe her anyway

I hear about data leaks all the time, so why can’t someone just leak this stuff already? Isn’t this what hackers are for?