Linnea Hartsuyker

I have an unhinged amount. Like at least 9 sweaters worth, just of HHF. When I think about that, it helps me resist

It's okay! Stand down! I successfully resisted!

I already own an insane amount of Hedgehog Fibres yarn, but with the tarriffs going into effect Aug 29...should I buy more???? Or is this just me letting this stupid administration trick me into propping up the global yarn economy? #knitting

But like, not sexy Rasputins. Because he was banging everyone in Alexandra's inner circle, and ain't no one banging this inner circle or Yarvin #uspoli

A golf ball with all 336 dimples labeled.

New D336 just dropped.

Honestly I think enough has been asked of you

Your Boss Is Now Allowed To Chain You To Your Desk: Why That Might Be A Good Thing

In The Future Everyone Will Get Polio: Why That Might Be A Good Thing

Prison Cafeterias Are Serving Human Meat: Why That Might Be A Good Thing

So many articles in mainstream publications these days are like:

If You're Uninsured The Only Thing The Hospital Will Give You Is An Amputation: Why That Might Be A Good Thing

Schools Are Feeding Our Children Into Woodchippers: Why That Might Be A Good Thing

I don't know how anyone could deny that glare and fluffy tail

I saw a certain ICE ad and had 50 terrible fic ideas all at once so even though I haven't had a real fandom in over a decade, I will never stop being gross in my heart

Furthermore, ICE must be destroyed

I can't remember the last time I spent the whole day just watching tv shows and reading and knitting and I desperately need a day doing that. Maybe not even getting out of bed.

It's cool! It feels like a series, like you have two and three and need one now, with even smaller, more inchoate blobs

Every day feels like I'm rolling a bunch of balls up a hill, trying to keep hold of each one, and none of them ever get any higher on the hill.

My life is easier than most and a lot of these are self chosen, but still

😂 yes exactly

Dunno if it will work for you but at one job where I didn't have admin rights, I kept calling IT to type the admin password so I could install various pieces of vital software until they gave in and let have them

I have seen this a lot! Big companies will hire an outside vendor to track something another department is already tracking because it's easier to use the data that way

I tried to harass @wandrme.paxex.aero by asking if he wanted:
Blueberry cobbler
Blueberry buckle
Blueberry crisp OR
Blueberry crumble
And he thwarted me by successfully defining them all and then answering what I knew he would, which is crisp

The system is doing exactly what it is designed to do and should be destroyed

Vending Machine.
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It's very delicious. Today I doubled it in my big cast iron so I could have plenty of leftovers!

It's my niece's favorite way to have potatoes (though possibly tied with every other way)

My parents required us to try things, but if we did and we really didn't like it, we could not eat that food.

I became a very adventurous eater but I still have a few aversions

A giant zucchini split in half and stuffed with a cheesy rice mixture

A giant cacio e pepe potato cake I'm a cast iron pan on a stove

A friend of mine is going out of town and gave me a super massive zucchini. Would you believe she had never heard of zuccanoes? Rice, lemon, feta stuffing

I also made a giant cacio e pepe potato cake from Smitten Kitchen

I've built a bunch of personalization systems that never got used because no one budgeted the time to deal with what was going to be personalized.

Same, often, with A/B testing. Truly, software is often the easy part

"can't you just use ChatGPT?"

Even in web development, I've had to inform a client that building a blog does not put content into it, that you can't target a user with personalized content if you don't know anything about the user and even if you do, you still have to choose and write the content...

It's true

When I visited Ukraine in 2014 I saw so many Ladas, and each was hilarious in its own way. Like someone described a car to a child and then built it based on their drawing

This is correct.

But why do people always choose the most unhinged "without saying..."???

Biked 10 miles, moved boats for 90 min, might do my strength routine later. Is this ... 🦋... a rest day?

8/12: Using social and institutional power, they portray young males as a generation of failed men. In so doing they hope to stave off a generational usurpation of their own power. And it works. The anti-young myths help delay generational changeover.

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