Brent Butler

I’m quite seriously concerned about the economic collapse that’ll come with the AI bubble popping, and I feel like this really illustrates why: so many headlines touting huge numbers and insane productivity for services there is absolutely no market for. Who wants 8,000 extra books a year?

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

What’s the reasoning behind the insult directed at the Cubs?

Thanks for the meaningful Sandberg tribute on the podcast back when he died, by the way.

Oh wait…

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

why do nazis keep showing up

Every word he says here is a lie. Every. Single. Word. He’s living in an alternate reality. #25thAmendment.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Dahl’s.

Exactly. I want Democratic leadership that are openly letting us know that if/when the clock turns, there will be Nuremberg Trials for the fascists that have taken control of this country.

trump was prosecuted for real crimes and now he's punishing the people who prosecuted him with fake crimes

ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.

Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.

I was not aware there was an origin to the creepy plastic mask King from the 2000s. Fascinating.

Goodness doesn’t require a god.

Millions of atheists, agnostics, and humanists do good every day — not for reward, not for fear, but because we care about people.

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.

We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.

All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.

Neato.

You know what? I don’t think I did!

the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.

The sad part is that Noem is not the only one, not by a long shot. There need to be consequences after this is all done, like Nuremberg 2.

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses? Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

A: What a piece of shit.
B: lol

I’m curious as to why ESPN’s box would differ from MLB’s and if that’ll be the case still next season.

Even with a farmer bailout, if there is no market for beans, there is no incentive to plant next year.

I’m not a farmer. I didn’t vote for Trump. But the only two businesses we have left in my town revolve around corn and beans. My town will fold. My school will close. It’s over for us.

47% is still far too low, in my opinion. In fact, I’d bet on it.

I forgot how Bluesky’s app handles threads and, after finding it, I think I prefer that. Basically they show the first post of the thread, a “View full thread” “link,” then the last couple of posts of the thread.

Finally pulled the trigger on Pro, btw. Been using this for a while, so I’m due. lol

Then he started crying and ran away, yelling, “I want my mommy,” like any insecure bully would.