binni

gets flowers from husband and dont cha by pussycat dolls starts playing in head

"I’m just beige enough that they don’t have to feel terribly racist for selecting me, but they can still feel productive for checking some boxes: Male. Solo traveler. Vague descent from a culture with a tradition of poetry about citrus."

siri’s telling me it’s ramen time

my friends will send me pics of the most fucked up looking creatures and be like “this reminded me of your dogs”

i was young enough when How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days came out that when Someone Like You played I thought Matthew McConaughey was singing

🫰🏻🫰🏻

happy bday to me!

hey man we're gonna grow and redefine ourselves as people at my house later if you wanna swing by

i just got back on. it isnt crashing for me anymore (yet)

a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing on the floor . ALT: a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing on the floor .

yeah buddyyyy

oh hell yeah

🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷

got me

cant find my coconut pear chapstick dont text

Education bills to watch in this year’s Oklahoma Legislature Newly filed bills in the Oklahoma Legislature show lawmakers are looking to boost teacher pay, ban student cellphones and revamp the state Board of Ed.

Newly filed bills in the Oklahoma Legislature show lawmakers are looking to boost teacher pay, ban student cellphones and revamp the state Board of Ed. | Jennifer Palmer reports

i use to hack into other people’s rooms and leave them gifts

does anyone else remember the fruit gushers website where it was a big hotel and you had your own room you could decorate and you could go to your friends’ rooms if they gave you their code

Know Your Rights when facing ICE graphic with five steps: 1: You don't have to open the door 2: You can stay silent 3: You can ask them to leave 4: You don't have to share personal info 5: You don't have to sign anything

Know your rights when facing ICE: www.nyc.gov/site/immigra...

anyone know what these things living in my house are

I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil

a lemon a day keeps the panic attacks away :)

if there’s a knock and no chihuahua around to scream about it, is there any sound?

Deevers Introduces Slate of Legislation to Restore Moral Sanity in Oklahoma | Oklahoma Senate OKLAHOMA CITY — Sen. Dusty Deevers, R-Elgin, announced on Tuesday a bold slate of eight legislative measures aimed at restoring moral sanity in Oklahoma.

Read this godbothering bullshit dressed up as legislation the GOP are trying to instate in Oklahoma and then recognize OK is a right wing incubator for this kind of morality police nonsense. They’ll try to take it nationwide as quick as they can.

oksenate.gov/press-releas...

Trump’s Immigration Plans Are Already Wrecking the Food Industry Immigrant farm workers are too scared to show up to work.

And so it begins:

Bakersfield, CA sees massive drop off in field workers as ICE agents rounded up suspected immigrants, resulting in acres of oranges left unpicked in the California sun during the most active period of the season.

“Economic devastation”
newrepublic.com/post/190555/...

I’ve been taking photos of the sky everyday and I’ve been posting a thread on the former bird app so I’m just gonna start over on here from the beginning.

whatever you want bb

hope this helps!

my anxiety grows and grows and then i finally sit down and paint for a bit and i always feel better yet the relief surprises me every time