The Joy🐇

the bushes were people 😂

No cussing!

NIN & HEALTH Voice: THE LITTLE PIGGIES CANNOT HELP THEMSELVES, NO NO, NO NO

GUNSHIP ft. HEALTH Voice:

SLOP FOR THE SLOP GOD

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

Dōtonbori Robo

Brain must be so pissed right now

I originally typed out hawks by 14 but that was still under apparently.

hmmm recalibrating

ya the annoying one did

we all have those days

dat say

What do you say to those who claim you’re not American? I understand it’s confusing to encounter an American who can speak two different languages.

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super bowl licks

ouch

it's such a curse to wake up exactly ten minutes before your alarm no matter what time it's set

man I really wake up and post gibberish, it's so funny to read after I get back from work

you better snap your mailman a sharp salute today man

it's fucking certifiable out here

I did because I also read the worst book in the world

mfw I buy burnt ends from Costco and put them in the air fryer with Japanese BBQ sauce

and put some rice in my rice cooker

mfw I boil some chicken drums in equal parts sherry, soy, and peanut oil, and put rice in my rice cooker

computer, decant me an olive.

siri: just drain the can

drain the juice out of a can of olives? also white people tacos do not include olives

ok started it on my seedbox

Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july

love him