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Writer. Blurry. Coined the trans idiom "egg" I would die for a united world.

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why did this post make everyone go nuts in the replies lol

12.08.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no thanks

12.08.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mister Tastee can have sex with human women

12.08.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually always find this X-Files clip really inspiring that way, like yeah I do 100% believe Fox Mulder wants me to stay alive

12.08.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 717    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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no one recommend or read my evil book please thank u ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ–ค mommyswomb.itch.io/spoiled-rotten

12.08.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fake and gay

11.08.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sorry to all the liberals who find this a compelling argument but actually I do feel safer having fbi agents wasting their time doing nothing important. I want a government that makes their jackboots miserable and ineffective

11.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a 13 year old bit from Dara ร“ Briain that only grows more Evergreen

11.08.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

11.08.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

11.08.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I think it would affect his tax returns if he could no longer file jointly, so yes.

11.08.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
downtown franklin park, an urban oasis where one can sit and eat your lunch or read a while or whatever

downtown franklin park, an urban oasis where one can sit and eat your lunch or read a while or whatever

no fbi agents patrolling franklin park this morning. their loss fellas it's lovely in there

11.08.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 414    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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meet at the liminal Margaritaville if you want an ass kicking

11.08.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We knew that experiencing the intense flavor of our new snack chip would be disruptive not only to those around you but displeasing to the eyes of god which is why every bag of chips now comes with a shame hood blessed by heretical priests that is guaranteed to hide your gluttony from god

11.08.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yay!!!

11.08.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FOUND IT

11.08.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

become blurry

11.08.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and that's why you replace your thermal paste

11.08.2025 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By the light!... AAHHHHH! GOOD BYE!

11.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's just something so satisfying about this I have watched it on loop for like ten minutes every other hour

11.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

muted this post just in case

10.08.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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just one more lane bro

10.08.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not a real truck if you have to tie the canoe to the roof, dude

10.08.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Breaking news:

10.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ya!

10.08.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tender Loving Care Part 2 with Angie (FINAL) | KEMONOFRIENDZONE
YouTube video by KEMONOFRIENDZONE Tender Loving Care Part 2 with Angie (FINAL) | KEMONOFRIENDZONE

Last night stream is up if you missed it or fell asleep or had to go to the dentist. A lot happens and we have to put the censor screen up like five times. Please enjoy it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM1J...

10.08.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Terry doesn't really like the idea of magic, because it doesn't have any logic to it. I just re read colour of magic and there's all these one off lines where Rincewind wishes there was something in the world where power could be harnessed in a logical manner or experience, ie science

10.08.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's honestly like that until after sourcery but there's a bunch of books in-between

10.08.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซก

10.08.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe if you gargled it to "spended"

10.08.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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