Orc Girl Boss 🐇

gay men can marry cis women as a treat

dats oomfie

GOLEM MUST WORK

GOLEM MUST HAVE A MASTER

I wish I could schedule posts here

The indictment says on January 24, Tunick "did knowingly destroy, damage, waste, dispose of, and otherwise take any action to delete the digital contents of a Google Pixel cellular phone, for the purpose of preventing and impairing the Government's lawful authority to take said property into its custody and control.” The indictment itself was filed in mid-November.

FUCK YOU

after several days of perfectly fine but not especially libbed up seasonings like korintje cinnamon and sandwich sprinkle we've got another heater

they probably don't even know to avoid the kinds with acetaminophen in them because it damages the liver. they probably don't even know you need pure dextromethorphan

this is another one of those insane federal laws that is used only when they just want some bullshit to lock you up for. there is too much CRAP in the US Code, as I've stated before on here.

Me counting for his PT test: 1...1...1...1....sigh.......1...

there are people who let their butter soften on the kitchen counter before using it and then there are people who don’t love themselves

that's like the only peanut butter I can stand to eat

people that rag on natural peanut butter because you gotta stir it are weak. nobody wants to work any more.

btw this was a compliment, he's saying women are better than men

hey don't drag us into this!

alcohol

he might have been trying to pick me up but he was h
gassing me up so much lol

old guy at the MAGA bar: long distance shooting is a women's game

I'm so drunk

seen in a neighborhood where the houses are all worth over 2 million

my family is an exception. My female cousins are all taller than me, being corn fed beasts, because when you grow up in a farming community a sturdy wife is something prized.

Cis Women in the Western world experience sexual dimorphism because they are coerced by family even before puberty to eat less so that they don't "get fat." That's why many women are so short compared to their siblings.

Nice.

this is just the shit from the Nixon tapes

PATIENT: i consent

DOCTOR: i consent

AI (insurance underwriter in computer disguise): isnt there someone you forgot to ask

nothing good has ever come from something awful

YouTube video by NonCompete How to Run a Cult: Thought Terminating Cliches

youtu.be/TzQ2_bqStCs?...

she never skips legs day

I remember when I accidentally launched Something Awful's crusade against Scientology by posting about South Park in GBS. My bad!