Ellie Mac

concours/the quail is next week and as fun as the perks of the job were (and the free service and wholesale parts) i do not miss the luxury car world at all lmao

likely thing for him to do,,

are YOU ready to YIKE OR DIE

they’re saying 5ft for us in sf now which is good fun !

……. Really wanna go to the beach rn

run it back turbo

im on watch here for u luv lmao

it’s really cool that america is so massive and it just ends *right there* like i look at the physical end of our country every single day that’s incredible and some days like today it’s maybe a hair less cool

oh cool we’re on tsunami watch again

dad w an eddie merckx jersey that was gifted right off the man’s back and the other heaps of cycling kit that was amassed over the years

folks are staying w this retired spanish golfer whose dad was a cyclist and race car driver and he’s sharing stories and bringing out all kinds of memorabilia including football boots from 1923 and a 1930 world cup ball

plenty of other questionable legality folk but that specific one was lacking (until now!)

For those keeping score at home of the lore and Guys I Know you can now add rum runner/pirate to the list

half the tl is in memoriam to ozzy rn and the other half of my tl is tweeting essentially the exact same thing but about tyrann mathieu

studbudz getting ready for night two rn watch out lmfao

thank you for tweeting so i’d know this insanity was going on lmao

everything from scratch as always 🤠

food i made and am eating rn 👍🏼

all credit to rachel tashjian’s ot for the initial inspiration and also s/o to the kibbie dome for being a special place i spent many a february at

kibbie dome replica as my jewelry catchall 🤠

if you follow my alt twitter you’d have been one of the ones who learned yesterday that aaron was married 🤪 shoutout the gals and their goss

congrats to the person at work who said oh is that a hickey that’s slay and i got to tell them no that’s my scar from having cancer, lol lmao

i randomly met coco gauff at the hba oscars brunch a few months ago and she was not only the most stunning vision in butter yellow custom miumiu but she was also the brightest, kindest, and loveliest person to talk to and i am just so happy for all her successes :’)))

#yeah

this goes hard and is funky and cool and i’m sorry you don’t have the eye for styling and cannot see the lovely vision of how to make it appropriate for the circumstances of a summer wedding !!!!!!! idk maybe open your mind and your heart a bit

an Ellie Mac classic for yall

you are very welcome i am generous to those who fled (for now and only in waves lol)

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