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Walked by this earlier 😱. Firefighters are legit heroes

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New Darnold nickname is DHJJ

07.11.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whew

07.11.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too early for Jalen? 👀

07.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah! Congratulations to you and the Mrs.! He pulls off action green well

07.11.2025 18:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's been a challenging week. I don't like carrying hate in my heart. But whoever gave my children recorders while we were trick or treating needs to burn in hell.

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“Ha! No but seriously, such formalities, Mr. Hammer was my father. Please, call me Dick”

07.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Earnest Jones ❤️

07.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t worry it’s not addictive I promise

07.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[for this post I am part of a vaudeville act]

“Did you hear about Dick Hammer?”
“Yeah! Balls too!”

[I am yanked offstage by a cane]

07.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Text convo: Myself: Sam Darnold’s Grandad Friend 1: … Myself: Did we already discuss this haha? Friend 1: no haha just getting a link that says dick hammer Myself: The Marlboro man! Friend 2: do you mean he died of lung cancer? (He did) or like, he was sponsored? Friend 2: oh shit, both Myself: literally both hahaha

The boys are weighing in

07.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love the idea of fandom lore like this percolating across the country months apart hahaha

07.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Idk, sounds expensive

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Wait his name was Dick Hammer??

07.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Balls too

07.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’ve played together for quite a while, it would be odd for them not to be on the same page. Gotta be at least one of them that’s off

07.11.2025 05:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Atrooooocious game

07.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is no funnier outcome than the Raiders stealing this, please lord 🙏

07.11.2025 04:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pete going one and done to end his career would be a tragedy

07.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re right and yet they’re just a field stretcher away from unlocking it
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07.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If only they had a sure handed vet on the roster with prior chemistry with the QB smh

07.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lockett catches that go ball I’m just saying

07.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says black madness ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says black madness

*a seismic event

07.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Bo Nix extension with the Broncos is going to cause seismic event in Denver

07.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whole lotta ads that boil down to “prices are up, but check out our deal!”

$2.00 gas is right around the corner I’m sure /s

07.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😬 Geno pls

07.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*if they (the coaches) really think

07.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess if they really coaches they’re all close and the PS call ups don’t affect the roster count it’s fine, but sheesh. In fairness Kupp was limited?

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They really gotta IR a guy. Probably Dareke?

07.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oakes

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