Jack

Good pull to start my week off

I'm gulping seamonkeys by the gallon and my tummy is feeling crazy

I had the four nations faceoff on one screen and keijo on the other. Duality of man or some shit like that idk

I should buy a firearm

How the fuck guys grocery games got 30+ seasons yet the dude be looking 23

Slow day at the shop got a MF watching no reservations on the work computer

Slow day at work but got to drive a JDM import so thats a W

Don't talk to me until September
I'm in mourning #fuckthrchiefs

I hope the Buffalo Bills woke up and ate their Wheeties for breakfast today #gobills #fuckthechiefs

I work almost exclusively with dumb guys and it was dead in the shop so we had like a two hour debate on if it’s gay to suck a girls dick and the two sides came to a tenuous truce of ‘only if it’s bigger than yours’ which honestly marks progress from 18 years ago when I started this line of work.

Woke up in a cold sweat thinking about josh Allen having to face the chiefs again

Got my girl asleep in my lap, glass of cheap whisky in my hand and zom 100 on the TV. No better Friday night

I couldn't breathe for a while but I stay hitting the vape

Just ate a Philly cheese steak, popped a bottle of Pinot and am watching my girl play animal crossing we up tremendously in 2025

Slammed some beers on discord with the fellas now watching Dandadan. Merry Christmas eve

Y'all gonna try tonight?

Absolutely demolished a burrito bowl, drank half a tall boy and promptly passed out during afternoon football. God bless the USA

Is it ok to pregame the company work party while I'm still at work? The Coors in my toolbox has been calling my name since 8am this morning

I miss the old Kanye

Sugar free redbull and a lip full of zyns to start the work week. God bless the usa

#buffalobills defence gonna make me put holes in my drywall

Bills vs rams bouta be a fucking shootout. Miller highlife on deck let's go

Can it be 1pm already? I can't wait any longer to start drinking while watching football

3 beers and 3 pisses in. The ratio is fucked tonight

How else are you gonna let the other dudes know you are DTF?

I need a dog

This shit is gonna be insane

Kedarius Toney belongs to the streets. Man is destined for the gutters.

His movies are good ways to see wwe wrestlers you forgot are still alive