Pup Ember

*me and @bigalphadad.bsky.social deciding who will do an errand*

Them: *rolls a nat 20*
Me: easy, I’ll just hit that too…

Me: watch this be the smoothest nat 1 you’ve ever seen

Me: *rolls, gets a nat 1”

I speak things into existence… just not in the ways I hope 🤣

I could just loop his highlights until I leave the planet and I’d be happy. Great player, fun to watch, and always had the best energy

Guess who has two thumbs and tendonitis in their ankle/foot?

MEEEEEE

now I get to brave the nyc subway system with a boot for 2 weeks

They don’t belong in any community

Gym in AM —> errands in the cold to help set up for the week while @bigalphadad.bsky.social crushes their winter class

Productive dog hours 😎

Day 1 of going to the gym for muscle work (instead of just cardio) and shoulder workouts are no joke!!

My arms feel like overcooked spaghetti

Mood!!

I mean it

When ally beardsley looks at the camera and says “you’re high as fuck, that blew your mind”

And you are… and it did 🤯

Same

Tried to be a little meaningful, Ember is both the start or end of a flame, and at the time I felt I was going through a transitional life period, so it stuck

Getting fucked while caged is now a thing I can say I’ve done thanks to @bigalphadad.bsky.social

Then they made me cum after me being caged and them teasing me since before Christmas

What are 4 albums you like to lock in and listen to, front to back?

Here are mine:

About to kiss your belly so much

When you turn leftovers into a bomb dinner >>>

What a lovely view

Ember on their knees with writing on their thighs

Ember on all fours with their butt showing in orange briefs

I leveled up to 31 today!!

Spending it how a good puppy should: locked, high, on display, and a good hole

Anyone want to add to the tallies?

Your belly is bellying 😍

A drawing of a red kobold, reading a punch as they’re running to the right. Next to them is the text ‘let’s beat the shit out of 2026’

Happy new year!

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

Chinese!

Ok holimath!

Had a lovely holidays with the love of my life 🥰

They Were Every Student’s Worst Nightmare. Now Blue Books Are Back. Cheating with ChatGPT has become a huge problem for colleges. The solution is painfully old-school.

Does anyone else bristle at this framing? WSJ says blue books are “torturing” students with hand cramps, and “nobody likes them.”

Listen, students have been outsourcing everything to AI and cheating their way through college. Blue books should be celebrated as a return to authentic human learning.

‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯
@hcrichardson.bsky.social

My alpha has been having me lock up more and it’s definitely doing things to my brain 🥴