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Listened to Wilco today and suddenly my pants morphed into cargo shorts, my shoes and socks flew off and sandals slipped on, my top became a button-up Hawaiian shirt with a LEGO Yoda print

A SKELATEN ANGEL TELLIN YA DA TRUTH ABOUT LIFE "STICK Q-TIPS IN YOUR EARS WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE FOR " IM NO DOCTER BUT WHEN THEY SAY TO USE EM ON NAIL POLISH AND CLEANIG YOUR ELECTRONIC'S ITS EXACTLY LIKE WHEN U WERENT ALLOWED TO SAY BONG IN THE HEAD SHOP AND YOU HAD TO SAY I WANT TO BUY 1 TOBACCO PIPE, THEY KNOW WHAT WERE DOIN WITH THESE, DO NOT PLAY PRETEND WITH "BIG EAR" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

- dashare.zone ADMIN

FREDDY KRUEGER: (waving his scary gloves at me in a dream) Waugghhh!
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.

He really does look like a doll that came to life

A lot of things would improve overnight if we changed the national anthem to American Boy

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

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Nathan Fillion’s wig is a CRIME

Nicholas Hoult is far too good of an actor for Superman (2025) but boy is he great in it

None of them are attractive or even in that way that you could possibly see yourself thinking they're attractive. Stephen Miller looks like he eats mice but even if he had a full head of hair, he'd look like a guy that eats mice but he has hair this time.

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

(Because this dude writes so terribly; the episode as always was great, if painful!)

I listened to this episode on a long drive home late at night and multiple times was struck by the thought that maybe I had died and was in purgatory

But they were all of them deceived, for a SECOND plane was—

(Oh god I’m sorry)

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Barrack Obama, DNC leaders etc are going to publicly cry a lot more about this violence than they ever have about any snipers, bombings or lynchings in Gaza.

“Violence has no place in America!” they will say, on their way to the Raytheon shareholders meeting.

Had a really nice weekend with my family like a complete loser

Fine I’ll do it

Had to stop playing Katamari Damacy, one of my favorite games of all time, because I was too motion sick. Over half an hour later I am still feeling pukey. I am a fragile preserved flower in a bell jar

It’s a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if they’re going to be the candidate

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Michael’s, you are cowards

This should have just been Boolevard and it makes me sick

“When you die in heaven, you’re alive” - 7yo

Holy shit, kid

Every day I come on here and see photos of massacred Palestinians who look like my nieces, nephews, cousins, uncles...and in the next moment I have to argue with someone who spends all their energy telling me I should have overlooked genocide instead of telling their candidates to stop the genocide

Photo of a vintage labor button: "No contract, No peace."

Striking is a sacred right — solidarity with all workers currently on strike. No contract, no peace!

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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Thinking of this wonderful John K. Samson song tonight for no reason (go Doyers)

It’s hard raising someone so much cooler than yourself

Saw a great tiktok the other day saying essentially, I always have mascara on because I never know when I’m going to need to go out and get the drunkest I’ve ever been with all of my friends and strangers