Ryan

Jon Bois @jon_bois why watch [WORLD SERIES GAME 7] when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Tired: section 336

Wired: area code 214

Oh this is gonna inspire Mario to do something astronomical isn’t it

Jose Mourinho… one last dance (at Arkansas University)

The other option involves trusting the bears

Don’t tempt the ACC with a good time

Not the titans job tho, not that much of a sicko

Yeah a Texas coaching search is EXACTLY the missing ingredient to this coach carousel mess

Texas-Kentucky: spend $25 and get a free item you didn’t want or ask for

“Side effects include” list gotta be diabolical

That first buyout check hasn’t hit yet I guess

The beautiful game🥹

Ofc with one of them ending in a crippling interception letting Miami make it a 2 score game

Justin Fields I promise I tried to hold out hope man but this is indefensible

So Notre Dame got a safety on NC State after a 3 minute review. The entire crowd was chanting for the safety and making the safety hand signal during the review. We got to hand it to Notre Dame here. Sorry for the long clip but it’s so good.

Please don’t look at this Justin Fields passing stat line I promise it’s not cursed at all

I feel like no one needs more of this NC State / ND game in our lives

Told the landlord to raise my rent ass offense

I’m glad I did my due diligence (go ahead and peep the latest non update)

A) I hope Bluesky is how you find updates about this A&M v. Miss Stare

B) my fault for not remembering we’ve got a Mariners v. Tigers game to see who goes back to the old them first

This could apply to multiple games (I’m looking at you Starkville vs College Station)

Does Tekken apply or is that only a five yarder?

As if someone won’t commit genuine financial crimes over a buyout…

Whoever makes the playlists for the countdown to red zone… I need to shake your hand!

Thank you for telling me to check ACC scores an tf going on over there?!?!

LMAOOO EAT SHOT REAL MADRID

NICK GOT THAT SHIT ON😭😂😭

First option ends in interim head coach Ed Ogeron and I’m here for that

Got a brother named “X” surely

8:30am beer in hand, 9a beer in the bullpen warming up, as the good lord intendes