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FFXIV created a holiday mini game once, where you use the controls to conduct a small choir as they sing a lovely festive song.

The videos of people deliberately failing the challenge, resulting in horrifically discordant wailing from the singers, made me laugh so hard I actually peed my pants.

Thank you, Eurovision, for Zjerm. I am completely obsessed with this song.

Also like that Laika one and also Freedom. Wasted Love is just an Olympic feat.

And the Milkshake Man is the Presets 2.0. (Hey, I loved it, but still.)

Haven't listened to them all yet...

The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic

Miss Universe Philippines has a mythology theme going on this year, which is great for anyone whose interests contain both monster girls and mahou shoujo villains (like yours truly).

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog face to face. The small dog’s head is the size as the bug dog’s eyeball.

A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog. The tiny dog is sitting in a metal bowl. The big dog is towing over behind.

A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog. The tiny white dog is peering out from being the big dog’s foot, which is just about the same size.

A teeny tiny white dog and a giant black and grey speckled dog standing next to each other in a field. The big dog is at least 10 times or more larger than the small dog.

🚨🚨EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS. WORLD’s TALLEST DOG MEETS WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG 🚨🚨

PSSSST! Really sweet M/M novel on sale. Pass it on.

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Holy shit. It's gone.
www.usaid.gov

I hope this email finds you before I do

Google offers “voluntary exit” to all US platforms and devices employees This could be a precursor to wider layoffs.

Scuse please, would you mind very much laying yourself off for us? It would mean so very much.

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Small side topic: I am sick of the way people talk about cats. I have a cat who I have to be careful about when I look at her, because the instant I do, she comes over and meows as though summoned. I've also had stereotypical lovable assholes, but I've had plenty of kitties like her, too.

Newly discovered ‘asteroid’ near Earth turns out to be Elon Musk’s car Cherry-red Tesla Roadster was launched in 2018 during SpaceX Falcon Heavy’s inaugural flight

An object in space that astronomers initially identified as an alarmingly close asteroid headed towards Earth turns out to be a Tesla car that Elon Musk launched in 2018 as part of a publicity campaign.

We need italics in micro blogging apps. This statement is meaningless until we know which word is being stressed.

3 trillion dollars.

3 TRILLION dollars!?

If you're at a Southern university/institution that is closing your LGBTQ or DEI/DEIA offices please reach out to us. We are helping people preserve their department's archival history and will work with you to help ensure folks remain anonymous.

What gets me about this is not the dissolution of the entire DEI hand of the government. That's garden variety evil of the type we've come to expect. But this additional clause is on the mustache-twirling level of cartoon evil that honestly baffles me.

"Federal employees are now required to report any colleagues they believe are furthering DEI efforts “in disguise”. Employees received emails warning of “adverse consequences” if they fail to report any colleagues who are still carrying out DEI measures."

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Time to play the ever-so-delightful game of "I wonder if this is food poisoning or stomach flu?"

YAYYYYYY!

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here

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Now maybe you may wonder why I'm watching the saddest moments on TV when I am the weepiest-ass mofo that ever lived. To which I can only respond, because I'm an idiot. And crying now.

Then I watched "20 of TV's Saddest Moments" and guessed that the winner would be the episode of Futurama where Fry's dog waits for him.

I'm two for two on guessing the winner of various YouTube lists today. First, I guessed that the number one of a list of to 70's impressive pop vocal performances would be "More Than a Feeling".

In other news, JKR thinks that NG is just the WORST. Talk about scraping poop off your face and flinging it at someone else.

Ha ha, if this keeps up, soon we won't have any famous men left who haven't assaulted a woman at some point, ha ha, imagine that, hysterical.

son: daddy
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son