No birthday cake?
19.02.2026 20:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@epq.bsky.social
No birthday cake?
19.02.2026 20:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seems not
12.02.2026 14:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iamb convinced of that.
20.01.2026 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The statue is Augustus, not Julius Caesar.
And Julius Caesar was never an emperor.
My #TheTraitors tactic:
Look permanently red-faced and embarrassed as if I'd just had a bathroom accident. Turn it up to 11 when I'm accused of being a traitor.
From block +β buster, referring originally to aerial bombs capable of destroying a whole block of buildings.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blockbu...
Gone with the Wind?
10.01.2026 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The em dashβthe most vulgar of all punctuation marks.
30.12.2025 20:36 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Which BjΓΆrk was responsible for doing that?
29.12.2025 19:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He wants it to fail into his hands.
29.12.2025 10:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Elton Sutcliffe?
19.12.2025 00:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He's possibly not the sharpest needle in the surgery.
12.12.2025 12:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get well soon!
04.12.2025 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unless flying with Singapore airlines
(legroom may vary by fare)
I have lived long enough. My way of life
Is fallβn into the sere, the yellow leaf
Macbeth Act 5 Scene 3 ll 26-27
Benedictus Benedictus Benedictus
29.09.2025 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buy a plug in (USB) external dvd player for ~ Β£20?
20.09.2025 12:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Interesting. Was there some particular childhood experience that lead you to prune dried fruit from your diet?
06.09.2025 10:06 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lifelong hater, so it's not just a currant dislike.
06.09.2025 09:46 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Would this do you what you want?
www.androidauthority.com/turn-off-gem...
People scoff at poets as being airy dreamers, but perhaps throughout history they were the ones making alien contact.
13.07.2025 13:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not real sausages, tribute sausages.
04.07.2025 10:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Once you die, you are dead every day - forever
25.06.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ME: Because it was too old to be going to school
24.06.2025 14:30 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What gives measurements?
10.06.2025 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Seventh Seal (over 90 minutes and not a single aquatic mammal)
04.06.2025 20:57 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Water bear faced pun!
29.05.2025 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0