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@jranger1997.bsky.social

28 | asexual | he/him | Dungeon Master, Kamen Rider Obsessive | Amateur Game Designer/Writer Currently writing Fracture, a superhero body-horror story: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1660844/fracture/

116 Followers  |  249 Following  |  89 Posts  |  Joined: 20.08.2023  |  1.8315

Latest posts by jranger1997.bsky.social on Bluesky

09.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2883    πŸ” 1043    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

It's fucking insane that I can actually say "We can't make another Prince of Persia. We don't know how anymore" and it's not a joke.

09.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What the FUCK is this

What are they DOING man

09.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 32

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

09.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8278    πŸ” 3526    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 18
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Shouma com a camisa trans

08.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying really hard not to unload on the timeline about how much I hate power rangers and how power rangers nostalgia is the reason super sentai is dead

08.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Fracture, Chapter 24 - Cut Short

Returning from their encounter with Patch, Skye and Elena have one question on their minds: what was her deal?

www.scribblehub.com/read/1660844...

07.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Earthbound Tribute time

20.10.2024 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1024    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3
Versus Wolves: LANCER | Session 1 feat. Tom Bloom
YouTube video by Versus Wolves Versus Wolves: LANCER | Session 1 feat. Tom Bloom

Versus Wolves: LANCER | Session 1 feat. ⁦⁦
@orbitaldropkick.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIcx...

06.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9

I mean!!!!

05.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6134    πŸ” 1174    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 20
Preview
A Guide On Being Born A spear. A bow. A cannon. A gun. Human ingenuity has always been transfixed on the all-encompassing idea of how to kill a little better, a little faster, a little easier. Wars are fought in sweeping b...

And now, something that will almost certainly be MUCH shorter

A story about a girl born as a weapon, clinging desperately to a desire to live

Betrayal, violence, cannibalism, gay women, and maybe just a BIT of slice of life

Presenting: A Guide On Being Born

www.scribblehub.com/series/21660...

05.02.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

05.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4366    πŸ” 1606    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 12

It's awesome that Scatman John's breakout hit was a song with a basic heartwarming message about how he became a scatman by turning his stutter into an advantage, and then immediately after that he made a song about The Concept Of Utopia

04.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 849    πŸ” 339    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah sorry I'm Lisa in that Malibu Stacy episode why the fuck are people still falling for this shit. These suck ass.

04.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from DEI speedwagon:

he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment.

Original post from Alex Jones:

My Labubu just pulled a major 67

below is a photo of Alex Jones holding a large Labubu on his lap. There is closed captioning that reads "He is not a Democrat. He isn't a Republican"

Tweet from DEI speedwagon: he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment. Original post from Alex Jones: My Labubu just pulled a major 67 below is a photo of Alex Jones holding a large Labubu on his lap. There is closed captioning that reads "He is not a Democrat. He isn't a Republican"

29.12.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2074    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 10

i keep thinking over and over again about how shirakura and other toei higher ups apparently didnt tell akiko inoue + the gozyuger production staff that gozyuger was going to be the last super sentai season. they didnt know until episode 10 was AIRING? and this had been the plan for YEARS? WHAT?

02.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

02.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11498    πŸ” 3691    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 183

"use gimp instead of photoshop" you want me to use sounding to replace premiere pro while im at it too huh how about petplay instead of indesign. watersports for illustrator. freaky ass

08.05.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Epilogue properly finished and up now!

A neat little bookend wrapping up this thing I've been so, so happy to work on for over a year now

Thank you for reading!!!

02.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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watched the summer movie earlier.... i miss them so bad #kamenrider #kamenridergavv

23.01.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

01.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12406    πŸ” 3673    πŸ’¬ 219    πŸ“Œ 423

you can tell the media's captured because we haven't seen headlines reading "DONALD DUMP" and "SHART OF THE DEAL" all over the place

01.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1232    πŸ” 475    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fucking crying dude it's so fucking audible

01.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"

Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

01.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9438    πŸ” 3553    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds:

Thinking about a new bit where i start using β€œworkers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like β€œchat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds: Thinking about a new bit where i start using β€œworkers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like β€œchat”. Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny. Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.

31.01.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5486    πŸ” 1474    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 43

heartwarming: person you hated for being an idiot dipshit charlatan larping as a computer expert turned out to be friends with notorious pedophile jeffery epstein

31.01.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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mi comentario favorito fue la del director la serie de animaciΓ³n de castelvania diciendo " bua ojala los ejecutivos me dejaran a mi no tratar a el publico como si fueran tontos"

31.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fracture - Chapter 23 – Too Close | Scribble Hub

Fracture, Chapter 23 - Too Close

The patrol goes sideways as the trio come to blows with Patch, unhinged psychopath and seemingly unkillable regenerator

#fracture #webserial #webnovel #superhero

www.scribblehub.com/read/1660844...

31.01.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So funny that even Jeffrey Epstein found the guy annoying as hell

30.01.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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