Jon

Yeah, but if we had a 1 in 2 out policy and you got to pick the 2... up for it then?

Hojotoho! Hojotoho! Heiaha! Heiaha!

OK, putting 'cursed hoverboard' on a list

That line... that voice... it still gives me an emotional reaction right now

Yeah - but what book was it?

In my defence.. I had prepared a Far Better wind-up for later on, and at least I used it as an excuse to wander off and make a cup of tea...

It's all about the Domestic... heroes need to do the washing-up too...

How is this 'weird'? It's the norm...

The True Meaning of Christmas is giving your Nephew a 5th ed version of the Lost City..

Congratulations and well deserved...

Occasionally I dig up that page to see the bunfight between physrep and visrep... or the happy 'does Through go through dex ac'

Darokin Cops #Mystara - are crims down the sewer? Maybe, but also many baby Chuul. Theo doesn't pop the question on date night. Aralyn is paranoid about a letter and someone is using mind control to make people throw away jewellery. A missing person reappears - as a statue. Is the Nun a medusa?

#Mystara - The Fulvina housewarming party might include an evil midnight ritual on the roof... no one can quite tell due to the localised lighting storm.

There also a protracted swashbuckling duel going on, a queue of murders waiting to be solved, and a sulking volcanologist

Darokin Cops Night #Mystara - interrogation via mouse, a boyfriend possessed by a rubbish dragon, & a family reconciliation.

Then stopping people spying on the Tortle's Frog-Zoo, and another series of grizzly murders by 'the Grick' that point towards the mysterious disappearances near the docks

Darokin Cops Night #Mystara - time to look into a mysterious house with funny windows. Perhaps the lady inside is a vampire, she's keen for permission for a return visit.

Her secretary Is secretly working for the Iron Ring however - starting a 3-way fight with him and a vigilante known as the Grick

Or anything said by Kosh

The temptation to feed in all of those 'Marcher Proverbs' is almost overwhelming

Yeah- they don't have anything confidential any more

This weekend I'm off to #Empire LRP - to hang out with the cool kids/nerds in the npc/monster hut, and to see how many Mystara references I can sneak in.

6 months is too long between seeing people... also I might be on the lookout for more halfling 'aphorisms' ...

An Orange House with a Red Door - the emblem of the Play School kids TV show for the BBC

Darokin Cops Night #Mystara - a baby Chuul in the sewers ... and the Iron Ring, who are feuding v. the Veiled Society and Fellowship of the Pouch. Not Bad for a city with 'no gangs' in it.

A priest of Yagrai gets away - obviously, and the final scene looks like a raid on the Play School House...

'Professional' anything doesn't seem to be a requirement to get into that room these days

Darokin Cops Night #Mystara - It's off down the sewers, where apparently they have post-mortem-debtors (zombies) doing the maintenance. There's also a secret room, two inconvenient hirelings, and an acid-burned corpse

That Sewer-Crustacean that's just crawled into view is probably totally innocent

Talk to the plot team ;-)

Darokin Cops Night #Mystara - Rival post-scrap reports, a Parley between Clerics, Iron Ring are shown as some of the baddies.

Then dinner with Theo's extended family, leading to a plot-hook that leads back down the sewers.

But what are the Franichs and Sythins up to? And what is 'the Grik'?

Not Enough Hi-de-Hi references.... (yet)

Darokin Cops Night #Mystara - It's time for the training exercise - other cops are playing the role of kidnapping Thyatians and a dignitary needs rescuing. ish...

Our team LARP fight beating up the cast of Dad's Army who are badly dressed as Romans.

Then the Real Thyatian Ambassador turned up.

It's not that brick-shaped really, but does fuse together aesthetically discordant elements from both cultures

I'm also fond of this one - a Human/Minbari cooperation from Legend of the Rangers - described as 'a brick, but painted green'

The Time Lord Space Station Zenobia

The Solaris from Mysterious Cities of Gold

An Omega Destroyer from Babylon 5 - complete with rotating parts - all the B5 ships are great

The Liberator from Blakes 7... presumably this bit is the front and the green glowy bit is the engines.

Non Star Trek/Wars ships you say...

Decepticon Logo

looks familiar somehow

Darokin Cops Night #Mystara - One of our cops is being billeted with a chap they recently arrested - except the Mob have got here first to kill their Mark.

It's Darokin, so obviously the fight involves a conversation about an Invoice for a Healing Potion.