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Proud FantasyCares volunteer. I help with #FCEliminator, #SFBAvimakers, #SFB, and random JB flyers and banner requests :) hop in the FCs discord - https://fantasycares.org/discord - (https://fantasycares.org/) - retired wildfire analyst :/

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they're taking us to war against the fucking Caribbean. it's the fucking Caribbean and it's inhabitants. like what in the absolute fuck are they doing

18.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
text ratios the amount of time hybrid drivers spend in electric mode vs. all other mode

text ratios the amount of time hybrid drivers spend in electric mode vs. all other mode

16.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I drove right through those fuckers a few days ago

08.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OK Tough Guy Stephen Miller wants you to tremble before him. Laugh instead.

THIS is the article on the highly mockable stephen miller. It’s a good read!

badfaithtimes.com/ok-tough-guy/

03.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Reminder....

03.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

β€œFree speech zone” looks like this, you evil fucking scumbags.

03.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teach your children well

03.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.

03.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20217    πŸ” 4659    πŸ’¬ 6529    πŸ“Œ 2078
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This was posted by the President of the United Statesβ€”a job once held by Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and FDR.

Meantime, has the price of groceries or housing gone down for your family? How’s your kid’s job search going in the Trump economy?

03.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1313    πŸ” 423    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 31
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OK Tough Guy Stephen Miller wants you to tremble before him. Laugh instead.

He’s a real β€˜tough guy’!

"So much more hardcore." Come the fuck on man. Be serious. You're not Fred Durst circa 1999, brother.

🀣

badfaithtimes.com/ok-tough-guy...

03.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2057    πŸ” 613    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 13
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Sanders: These projects have been appropriated. They were signed by a president. It is illegal to rescind them. And to say to people in Vermont, in New York and California, oh, you didn't vote for Donald Trump, we're going to take away funding that was supposed to go to your state… illegal

03.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10228    πŸ” 3199    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 131
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

02.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9445    πŸ” 3995    πŸ’¬ 498    πŸ“Œ 913

vile

01.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

01.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14838    πŸ” 5271    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 134

Well said!

01.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They let me on CNN

01.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1130    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 13

not even close to an exaggeration

01.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn! That was a perfect response to the question. 10 out of 10. I wish we had this clarity, courage, and authenticity across the democratic leadership in this moment.

01.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE

YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS

PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

30.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 25032    πŸ” 6229    πŸ’¬ 354    πŸ“Œ 237
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘴π˜ͺ𝘨𝘯 π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘡𝘩𝘦 π˜‹π˜¦π˜€π˜­π˜’π˜³π˜’π˜΅π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯π˜₯𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯π˜₯𝘦𝘯𝘀𝘦

01.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8125    πŸ” 2339    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 81

so sad but so true

01.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lower drug prices for 30 days and then they increase to 110% of current, with trump rx raking in the extra 10% for the next ~3 years

30.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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excuse me

30.09.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 70
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Has SCOTUS Made The Political Pendulum Shorter? We've seen what it's like when the Supreme Court stops the pendulum from swinging. It can't go on this way.
29.09.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

30.09.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14374    πŸ” 4283    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 514

fuck this fucking guy. all the privilege he's had his entire life and his bargaining chips are all the human beings that have suffered for his way of life. and he's a god fearing man. fuck him

30.09.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most Pennsylvanians I know are committed to ensuring that Fetterman won’t be winning any more elections.

29.09.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Been thinking a lot on this MLK Jr. quote lately:

β€œI have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizens Councillor or the Ku Klux Klanner but the white moderate who is more devoted to order than to justice…”

29.09.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1301    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 11

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