Grant Golden

I just know if a restaurant calls it a sando, they're about to charge me $17 for it.

When I get in my car in the morning, it used to be blasting the sounds of the song I was playing on my way home at night.

Now it's a 3 hr white noise loop.

And (temporarily) escaping the nightmare 🤙🏻

I gotta tell ya, very excited to dip out of the country for two weeks.

Commercials promoting upcoming commercials are a special kinda capitalist hellscape.

Big gym & Big Bakery
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Putting a bakery beside the gym is diabolical. I can't be expected to exercise both my body and my self-restraint.

The internet has strayed from what made it pure and good. We need more 'Banana bread at work' videos.

Gotta be less frivolous with my likes. Saw a cool mushroom picture, liked it, and now my feed is full of mushroom pictures.

Please, no, I only think it's kinda neat.

Is the "temporary pause" of disbursement of all federal grants/loans an unlawful impoundment? It almost certainly is. A brief 🧵

Blue Sky feels like a blend of old-school Twitter + libs screaming into the abyss.

So I guess just old school Twitter. I'll take it.

a man with a beard says " who would ve thought " ALT: a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "

Love working with a Systems Admin that's got a thick-ass country accent.