Annie who lives here

As a constituent I will always vote for the candidate with the strongest eyebrows. That's all that really matters. The NYT should interview me about this

It's my dark backstory I'm on a redemption arc

We shouldn't know this about each other

Friend of mine at this party just introduced me to another friend saying "you two are the only people I know who were ever really into Homestuck" and then we regarded each other warily

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

The Super Bowl is good because its food tradition is entirely snack-based

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism

for the terminally online this is *far* from a revalation and also, i *really* hope that it will push more people to jump to another platform. there are places that will help you migrate your newsletter and don't profit off hate speech.

YouTube video by Nintendo of America Orbitals – Announcement Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2

Nothing right this second other than Mario Kart World, but I'm super looking forward to this Switch 2 exclusive! Robin and me will prob stream it if we can figure out capture cards

Extremely. But half the tears there could've been

And it's delicious

The switch 2 was a very generous gift from a friend which means if Nintendo announces a special edition switch 2 to go with another mainline Zelda game in the future and I buy it you can judge me BUT at least I won't have actually fully purchased two Switch 2s for myself. Because this one was freeee

Side by side of a wii u gamepad and switch 2

Side by side of a switch one and switch 2

SWITCH 2 ACQUIRED. She feels kind of impersonal without pretty Joycons or a dock cover (I've ordered one) but I'm so pleased to have so many generations of the family together. Wii U gamepad and original Switch for scale

Ty! I'm very proud of this one!

Turns out my story "The Buried House" from last year's winter issue of @thecoloredlens.bsky.social is now available online! Read here for free:

Starting very soon!!

Twitch Twitch is the world

it's the moment you've been waiting for (or more likely were unaware we were even considering): @stellarine.bsky.social and I start our co-op playthrough of Elden Ring TONIGHT at 8/7c www.twitch.tv/parallelplayers/

cover of The Washington Post on Wednesday Feb 4, 2026. Headline on bottom, right: Musk wanted to hook users; his chatbot got more sexual

My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power

And that made me want to cry in a good way!! Thank you again and forever!

The first time I read this piece, I immediately went back to reread it, highlighted like every other sentence, and then sent Annie 600 text messages about how good it is

Turns out my story "The Buried House" from last year's winter issue of @thecoloredlens.bsky.social is now available online! Read here for free:

This is not meant as Sophie slander either. I love her already. Benedict slander only

This is Bridgertonposting btw

Benedict is such an unforgivable motherfucker, it took a "not like other girls" he was horny for to make him realize it sucks to be a girl when he was raised by a single mother and had like ten sisters who've been trying to tell him this for 30 yrs

How did David Brooks get *every remaining job today*?

Regardless please enjoy this glorious story that first exploded that he's a TERRIBLE JOURNALIST.

www.phillymag.com/news/2004/04...

Bahahaha and more

I actually can't imagine a worse idea than letting David Brooks have a video podcast. Even his written words have negative charisma; imagine what spoken words with his face attached will do

Huge news for @ifbookspod.bsky.social enjoyers. Can't wait for their take on the final boss of take-havers

Live!! I was about to say "and thriving" but we were playing a game called Wirm and we were actually struggling the whole time

Starting imminently! We've picked a game and earlier today I messaged Robin that it reminds me of this Nancy comic