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RedditCFB: Giannis made up a rumor that he would leave the Bucks, causing people to bet a total of $23M as to whether/where he would go on Kalshi, an unregulated gambling/insider trading platform. He stays in Milwaukee, and comes out today as a Kalshi stakeholder.

Yeah, it sounds extra unsavory when you put it that way

Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"

Sorry that I gatekept you by drawing in the back of math class before you were born. Sorry the books I wrote got scanned into a big computer without any permission sought or compensation given. Sorry that you'll never know what it feels like to create because you became addicted to a dopamine genie.

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February

"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March

"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone

Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"

This post isn’t about Star Wars.

According to The Guardian, one of the two studies, the Pathways Trial, will randomly divide some 226 participants between the ages of 10 and 16 into two groups. One will receive puberty blocking medication immediately, while the second will receive the medication after a year. Participants' quality of life, emotional well-being, and physical development will be compared to those of a third group, which will not receive puberty blockers.

this is just actually evil. an indictment on the entirety of the uk's medical ethics. i wish i could say on this website what these researchers deserve

this crimes against humanity tier

trans healthcare is the only form of medicine forced into this impossible standard, imagine doing this for cancer patients or literally any other medical intervention

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile

I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle

Behold this dumbass

The ICE agent who shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago tried to goad her out of her car.

He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times.

The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”.

They hate women & it shows.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

how to speak to a nazi

minecraft dog meets his match 🍋

My freaks are beautifully rendered on some very very good tees from The Yetee.
Can super-vouch, I have some Yetee tees from 10 years ago and the print is still crisp. Lovely folks

i wish i could be addicted to drugs and slcohol, which society views as tragic but sexy. instead im addicted to video games and selling naked pictures of myself on the internet, two things people only tolerate if your excuse for it is drugs and alcohol

Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated Professor Darren Michael has reportedly been reinstated and given $50,000 after being fired over posts about assassinated conservative activist Charlie Kirk. The post Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated first appeared on Mediaite.

Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated

A page in Reader’s Digest reading “Elf Mayhem is Taking Over”

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

"The Problem With _____" and it's a total toss up between well researched, introspective think piece or a lost chapter of Mein Kampf

you cant just say capyb*ra. that's *their* word

Tybalt (John Leguizamo) in profile in bright red vest, holding a gun while ducked down beside a yellow and blue taxi, from Romeo + Juliet

The only Van Dyke cooler than Dick Van Dyke is that little patch of hair Tybalt had in Romeo + Juliet and John Leguizamo shaved it off, so