Trump said he aced a very hard IQ test, turns out it was the one where you have to tell a lion from a camel. The only thing isβ¦ it wasnβt an IQ test. Yikes. He said it was very hard, though. He bragged he βgot them all right,β like he just cracked the Da Vinci Code.
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Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you. But yβall out here acting a fool. ππ€¦πΎββοΈ
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The satellite presentation of Melissa is now evolving very rapidly indeed. Needless to say that Melissa now has her foot firmly on the loud pedal and is in the midst of an impressive period of rapid infensification that will see her become a major hurricane in no time at all.
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Video games put terrible ideas in the heads of young people, like if you dedicate yourself to overthrowing a gilded despot, hot witches will want to take lots of baths with you.
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What a great day! Weβll be posting more photos later but for now enjoy this video overview of our Halloween Barn event. π
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The Capital Area Food Bank (CAFB) is actively helping federal employees and contractors impacted by the shutdown. Weβll be making a $5,000 donation to help. If you have anything extra to give, please consider donating to them or to a local food bank near you, every bit helps! π
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Paranoia is a fundamental characteristic of malignant narcissism. Paranoia is also a common symptom of dementia, particularly in the moderate to late stages, due to neurological damage to the brain.
So Trump's unhinged behavior may be attributed to both of these disorders?
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Nerd and Jock 306
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We were just notified that cell-site simulators were used during the No Kings protests in several cities. Fortunately, we planned for this. Portland, Houston, Philadelphia, and Chicago were among the targeted locations. If youβre attending protests, please remember to follow protocol.
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The only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace! - JayZ
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MAGA says everyone in D.C. is smiling since the Trump invasion. Letβs look at some facts:
- Small retailers and restaurants report much lower foot traffic since the National Guard and federal agents began patrolling.
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Trump posted on Truth Social this morning claiming that Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson and Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker should be jailed for βfailing to protect ICE officers.β Seriously? ICE officers are upset they canβt use restrooms or grab brunch.
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, βdid you eat the Lindbergh babyβ heβs like, βno but Iβd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it laterβ
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I used to joke that one day we would reach a point where Being The Good Guy At All is considered Woke but I stopped making that joke when it became clear that the writing was all over the walls.
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Your girl got furloughed.
Air traffic controllers, youβre our only hope!
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22 People Arrested in ICE Raids Announce Federal Court Action Challenging Unlawful Warrantless ICE Arrests Under New Trump Administration
Twenty-two people, including a U.S. citizen from Chicago, subjected to unlawful arrests and detention by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in the early weeks of the second Trump
The ACLU of Illinois, joined by other Chicago immigration advocates, filed a lawsuit against DHS and ICE in March, alleging that the January arrests of 26 individuals across the Midwest violated a 2022 consent decree that bars ICE from detaining people without a warrant or probable cause.
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Hoping these federal agents are held accountable, breaking the law should have real consequences. A federal judge has ruled that federal immigration agents illegally arrested more than two dozen people.
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Female empowerment: My Rose
This is who I am: Ya Ya
Thereβs so many country music elements in this album itβs VERY HARD for me to say that it isnβt. Definitely a country concept album and I like it!
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A thought: are ppl mad at BeyoncΓ© bc her last album AINβT country or bc she didnβt do one like theyβd expected?
I will fight you for my man: Jolene, Daughter
Itβs time to party: This Ainβt Texas
Letβs have an affair: Bodyguard
I love my kid: Protector
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I KEEP FUCKING SAYING THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE ANTI-SANTA. I REALLY HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE.
He always takes instead of giving, he lives at the moral opposite of the North Pole (Florida), he has a beardless, orange face, Mrs. Trump is a skinny ho who hates him, and I've never seen him eat dessert.
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Itβs toughest on the kidsβ¦
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Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
OR ELSE WHAT?!
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OR ELSE WHAT?!
πΏ & βοΈ π«
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The breakup between Musk and Trump has been nothing short of amusing, a public unraveling marked by petty jabs and power plays. Watching them take shots at each. πΏ
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The only people that donβt want her βWe told youβ are the people who were told and didnβt listen.
I donβt know what they want people say.
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Had a conversation w my mom a few years ago abt what happens to ppl who go viral for getting canceled for being racist. She said that theyβd always have a job bc of ppl quietly supporting them.
Iβm convinced many of them work for ICE now.
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Photo of a black and white speckled highland cow lying on the crest of a gentle green grassy hill. She is silhouetted against the mostly clear light blue sky and some trees are visible in the distance. White fencing is in the foreground.
Serene summer Savannah on the hill. π
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Imagine hating Black people so much that you study our every political move to do the exact oppositeβand on top of that, youβre willing to burn the whole country down so that if you donβt benefit, no one does.
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